Fifty ways to kill Zacharias Moussaui

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[pulaskibush]

Feel free to add your own suggestions

[kinghorse]

I'd keep him alive as long as possible. I'd keep him on life support and pin his eyes back. Death is too easy. This guy needs to rot in solitary. Better yet drive to take his own life. Then he'd be squewed.

[edpc]

Fifty ways to kill Moussaui....with apologies to Paul Simon.

Give him cyanide, Clyde, Blow up his bus, Gus, Use a big bomb, Tom.......

And so on...

[teenyelliott]

1. Slip out the back, Jack

2. Make a new plan, Stan.

3. Hop on a bus, Gus. . . .

I'm terribly sorry, but I couldn't resist . . .

[edpc]

Suggestion number one harkens back to this:

[VOATNOW1]

Dress him like a Jewish Rabbi and then put him in a room full of Hamas members.

[inquest]

50. Take a tube and build around it a stock that allows the tube to be held. Assemble a spring, a firing pin or hammer, and a release trigger so that when one pulls the trigger, the spring will release the firing pin or hammer with enough velocity to detonate a small explosive upon impact. Also assemble a soft metal cartridge capable of fitting into the tube. Into this small metal cartridge place in order; an explosive that can be detonated upon impact, some more explosive material that can be detonated by the previous explosive, and a projectile or several projectiles that can cause bodily harm to someone when propelled by previously used explosive material. Placed the assembled cartridge in the tube and aim the tube at Zacharias Moussaui. Pull the trigger that will release the firing pin or hammer that will impact the first explosive material thus igniting the second explosive material and propelling the lethal projectile towards Zacharias Moussaui. You may also use preassembled tubes that propel lethal projectiles such as the; 5.56 M-16, .357 magnum, .308 FNFAL, 7.62x39 SKS, 30.06 BAR, or a combination of these and/or other models.

Hey, I've heard of those things. There's a name for them, right? (I think it's like a three-letter acronym or something)

[Wiz]

The best way to punish an Islamist that does not fear death is to feed pigs forcing it down to stomach and flush a Koran down the toilet in front. The Islamist should be hanging itself in the prison until the next day.

[Buffettfan]

HAHAHAHAHA

[freedumb2003]

Just let NYC know you will release him at Times Square.

[freedumb2003]

Have Chuck Norris kick him so hard it kills him and his lineage all the way back to muhammed.

[Buffettfan]

How about making him do squats on a fire hydrant and then release a pack up gerbils with razorblades strapped to their backs on his ass? We can make it a pay per view event.

Semper Fi'
Jarhead

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[Ichneumon]

..."Candygram for Zacharias Moussaui"...

[Frank_Discussion]

Kenny G. Lots of Kenny G. A Christmas album.

[Michael Goldsberry]

LOL!

Well done!

General Pershing

[piytar]

Here's another WB inspired one:

Insert Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator into orifice of choice. Light fuse. Run, preferably at some significant fraction of the speed of light.

[immigration lady]

I don't want my tax dollars to keep this piece of rotten pig scum alive for the next 40 or 50 years.

Chain him to a chair, put his head in a brace, and have him watch hard core porn for 8 hours straight - naked. Then, tie him up where the hair is very, very short, and drag him by the trailer hitch of a Ford F-150 on a gravel and dirt road at about 45 mph for about 30 miles - naked. Then, rack him up. Pull those body parts until they feel like they are about to pop off. Then, bring in the Abu Ghraib (sp?) prison dogs - the german shepherds - and have them snarl at him while he sits on the floor - naked. Preach the gospel of Jesus Christ over and over and over again. Burn many Korans in front of him. Then burn him alive and hang his charred body from the Brooklyn Bridge.

I think that would be justice for him being responsible for the death of about - oh - one American!

[edpc]

Insert Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator into orifice of choice.

That would make him very angry.....