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Illusionist Tricks Armed Robbers(David Copperfield)
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| 4 26 06
| Associated Press
Posted on 04/26/2006 12:29:37 PM PDT by freepatriot32
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to bad he couldnt pull a gun out of his hat. Then the taxpayers would'nt have to spend so much money keeping them locked up for years on end
To: Joe Brower; Mr. Mojo; DaveLoneRanger; Travis McGee
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:30:11 PM PDT
by
freepatriot32
(Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
To: freepatriot32
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:31:15 PM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
To: freepatriot32
That's nothing. Wade Boggs said he escaped a bar brawl by willing himself invisible.
To: freepatriot32
*ROFLMAO*
Oh man, I need a new keyboard again..
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:32:05 PM PDT
by
kingu
(Yeah, I'll vote in 2006, just as soon as a party comes along who listens.)
To: freepatriot32
Might have gone that way if it had been Penn and Teller.
Watch me pull a Glock out of my hat!
"Again?"
/mixed cultural references
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:33:12 PM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: freepatriot32; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
BY THE HOARY HAND OF HOGGARTH!
To: freepatriot32
Why didn't he just throw a sheet over the robber and turn him into a pigeon?
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:33:44 PM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: freepatriot32
Prestidigitation bump!
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:34:18 PM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Semper Paratus
"That's nothing. Wade Boggs said he escaped a bar brawl by willing himself invisible."
I was driving through Winslow, AZ and turned myself into a bar.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:34:32 PM PDT
by
RS
("I took the drugs because I liked them and I found excuses to take them, so I'm not weaseling.")
To: freepatriot32
One woman handed over
$400 from her pockets and the other gave up her purse with
200 euros,
$100, her passport, plane tickets and a cell phone.
Hold on....
So, these girls had over $700 US (depending on the Euro exchange rate) on them. He expects us to believe they were "assistants"...? More like hookers.....allegedly.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:35:57 PM PDT
by
edpc
To: Semper Paratus
THAT'S nothing. The other day I was driving down the interstate and turned into a gas station.
To: freepatriot32
"Copperfield says he turned his pockets inside out to reveal nothing in them, even though he was carrying his passport, wallet and cell phone." Ha-hah! I need to get him to teach me that trick!
Sounds like one cool customer. Good on 'im.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:37:51 PM PDT
by
Joe Brower
(The Constitution defines Conservatism. *NRA*)
To: RS
Dang. 2 mins 30 seconds too late.
To: Semper Paratus
so? Imagine what Chuck Norris would have done...
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:39:32 PM PDT
by
Andonius_99
(They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
To: edpc
200 euros = $225 at todays rate.
Not unusual, considering Palm Beach economy and that they were entertainers (it doesn't say what kind of entertaines).
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:41:04 PM PDT
by
Lokibob
(Spelling and typos are copyrighted. Please do not use.)
To: Andonius_99
Imagine what Chuck Norris would have done...
Called Dick Cheney to the rescue?
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:41:05 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: edpc
Listen, it would thrill me that somebody in showbusiness as "flamboyant" as Copperfield would have hookers.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:41:26 PM PDT
by
50sDad
(ST3d: Real Star Trek 3d Chess: http://my.ohio.voyager.net/~abartmes/tactical.htm)
To: freepatriot32
Copperfield read the license plate to Daly as she called 911. Daly also described the suspects to the operator as "very urban-like" and cops pulled over the car at 45th Street and Broadway at 11:25 p.m. Copperfield and the women were taken quickly to the location in a squad car, and they identified the handcuffed youths as the robbers. The loot was recovered.
Does anyone know what urban-like is?
To: Andonius_99
"Imagine what Chuck Norris would have done."
He would have anticipated the attempted mugging decades in advance and killed the fathers of the muggers before they had a chance to reproduce.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:42:35 PM PDT
by
Altair333
(Please no more 'Bush's fault' posts- the joke is incredibly old)
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