to bad he couldnt pull a gun out of his hat. Then the taxpayers would'nt have to spend so much money keeping them locked up for years on end
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To: Joe Brower; Mr. Mojo; DaveLoneRanger; Travis McGee
2 posted on
04/26/2006 12:30:11 PM PDT by
freepatriot32
(Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
To: freepatriot32
3 posted on
04/26/2006 12:31:15 PM PDT by
Michael Goldsberry
(Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
To: freepatriot32
That's nothing. Wade Boggs said he escaped a bar brawl by willing himself invisible.
To: freepatriot32
*ROFLMAO*
Oh man, I need a new keyboard again..
5 posted on
04/26/2006 12:32:05 PM PDT by
kingu
(Yeah, I'll vote in 2006, just as soon as a party comes along who listens.)
To: freepatriot32
Might have gone that way if it had been Penn and Teller.
Watch me pull a Glock out of my hat!
"Again?"
/mixed cultural references
6 posted on
04/26/2006 12:33:12 PM PDT by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: freepatriot32; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
BY THE HOARY HAND OF HOGGARTH!
To: freepatriot32
Why didn't he just throw a sheet over the robber and turn him into a pigeon?
8 posted on
04/26/2006 12:33:44 PM PDT by
Hatteras
To: freepatriot32
One woman handed over
$400 from her pockets and the other gave up her purse with
200 euros,
$100, her passport, plane tickets and a cell phone.
Hold on....
So, these girls had over $700 US (depending on the Euro exchange rate) on them. He expects us to believe they were "assistants"...? More like hookers.....allegedly.
11 posted on
04/26/2006 12:35:57 PM PDT by
edpc
To: freepatriot32
Copperfield read the license plate to Daly as she called 911. Daly also described the suspects to the operator as "very urban-like" and cops pulled over the car at 45th Street and Broadway at 11:25 p.m. Copperfield and the women were taken quickly to the location in a squad car, and they identified the handcuffed youths as the robbers. The loot was recovered.
Does anyone know what urban-like is?
To: freepatriot32
He pulled a bunny out of his pants.
21 posted on
04/26/2006 12:42:36 PM PDT by
Reeses
To: freepatriot32
"Hey Rock! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!" - Bullwinkle Moose.
23 posted on
04/26/2006 12:43:07 PM PDT by
jagusafr
(The proof that we are rightly related to God is that we do our best whether we feel inspired or not")
To: freepatriot32
You mean he just didn't disappear ?
31 posted on
04/26/2006 12:47:01 PM PDT by
Centurion2000
(Every man must be tempted, sometimes,to hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.)
To: freepatriot32
32 posted on
04/26/2006 12:47:56 PM PDT by
Bon mots
To: freepatriot32
Oh that's nothing. The new Sheriff on Blazing Saddles held himself hostage and freed himself from a town full of armed vigilantes.
34 posted on
04/26/2006 12:48:19 PM PDT by
azhenfud
(He who always is looking up seldom finds others' lost change.)
To: freepatriot32
I think it was a David Copperfield impersonator,
the real David Copperfield would have made the getaway car disappear while they were looking at him.
On the subject of the assistants, remember who David used to be married to, He probablby has some babe assistants for his majic show.
To: freepatriot32
Hey, he's a great illusionist. I mean, he managed to create the illusion of being able to nab Claudia Schiffer, right?
}:-)4
42 posted on
04/26/2006 1:00:01 PM PDT by
Moose4
(Please don't call me "white trash." I prefer "Caucasian recyclable.")
To: freepatriot32
He shoulda said, 'You call that a knife? Hah! [Pulls a broadsword out of throat and says] 'Now THIS is a knife!'
To: freepatriot32
...to[o] bad he couldnt pull a gun out of his hat. He probably had one of those magician's prop guns. You know, the kind that extends a cloth banner with the word "Bang!" on it. But he knew the adage, "Don't bring a 'magician's prop gun to a gun fight.'"
He left his "Penn & Teller" penetrating [decks of] cards in his other pants.
To: freepatriot32
"to bad he couldnt pull a gun out of his hat. Then the taxpayers would'nt have to spend so much money keeping them locked up for years on end"
More likely he'll be arrested for failing to provide what they wanted when he actually could have.
54 posted on
04/26/2006 1:29:03 PM PDT by
Panzerlied
("We shall never surrender!")
To: freepatriot32
LOL! What a great story. Good for him!
63 posted on
04/26/2006 4:31:46 PM PDT by
jocon307
(The Silent Majority - silent no longer)
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