Posted on 04/25/2006 5:06:56 AM PDT by billorites
High-testosterone men
[BTW You'll be a lot happier if you don't try to always understand the "mystery" of women.]
I call foul! It is not men that seek to understand women. Men gave up and work within the parameters of the unknown. Man invented the "shrug" to deal with the mysteries of women.
On the other hand, men are as simple creatures as there can be. My wife wants asked me while on a vacation drive, "What are you thinking?" I explained to here that I was wondering where you would find a replacement bumper for a '68 corvette and what it would cost. She asked me why I had to be a smart Xss. I was confused. Do not over complicate our thoughts, intentions, what we say or why we do what we do.
LOL
LOL!!!
none of those things sound so bad!
;-)
gotta run to work!!
see-- a good neanderthall wouldn't LET me work!
;-0
LOL!!!!
GREAT POINT!
I LOVE IT!
Well, duh.
And this is news????? Advertisers have known this for years.
No problem, LOL
Well, it is a sexy picture to me, too!
Any real man is more than willing to go toe-to-toe, but the mammaries are just too damn distracting, especially when they get shaken. They are just too hypnotic! Even the semi-nerdy knuckle draggers like me who try to keep in control of any situation can be mesmerized, much to the perpetual annoyance of my wife.
I love that. I had it on my fridge at home for weeks.
My wife is the greatest woman I know. I married up. That said, she gets very upset when I refuse to argue over emotional events. Case in point; She says, Your sister mentioned something that I interpreted to mean...yadda yadda yadda...." I say, "I don't think she meant that at all and you are likely over reacting and being insecure." Suddenly there is an argument. I retreat to to the, "...ok, alright, could be, sorry, your right,..." Then the poo pops the fan because to her I have apparently lost interest in the argument and just want it to be over.
EXACTLY! And what is wrong with that? I practically let her win and somehow I lose for losing. Who is it that is difficult to understand?
Great thread.
Perhaps you were drooling and that tipped her off that she should ask her very innocuous question in a very provocative way.
"I call foul! It is not men that seek to understand women. Men gave up and work within the parameters of the unknown. Man invented the "shrug" to deal with the mysteries of women."
You forgot the ever popular "Uh-hu", or "Yes Dear" responses for the one sided yakfest she is carrying on with you while you are lost in your own thoughts.
Hey Buddy, you're married and still have not learned that you can never win any argument? Even by losing you still lose. I just take my lumps and go merrily about my business doing what I want to anyway.
[You forgot the ever popular "Uh-hu", or "Yes Dear" responses for the one sided yakfest she is carrying on with you while you are lost in your own thoughts.]
LOL! Now I am in full laugh arrest. My assistant just walked in and wanted to know what was so funny.
I gotta get back to work. Or at least fake it better.
I eventually came to the conclusion that, as long as we were still going to have sex, I could live with perpetually losing arguments.
Oh Pleeeeeeeese what an one note simplied observation about a whole category of people!
Yes our very interesting and exciting world is an ever-changing landscape but the fact that you think that as born muti-taskers, we have limited control shows that you haven't been paying attention!
For example, There may be times we show to you, limited control but just as a sign that we would like (and need) some assistance
And yes, women and men DO NEED each other!
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