Your nickname is confusing....you're a bogus elephant?
susie
Pachysandra is a ground-cover plant! Bogus is bogus. I was calling a married friend one day. His answering machine came on, so I started goofin'. Using a sing-song Pakistani type of accent, I told him that I was Dr. Bogus Pachysandra from the Cleveland Free Sex Clinic, and that, on no account, should he touch that thing, or let anyone else touch that thing. Luckily for me, his wife got the message before he did. They argued for a while, the realized it was me, and laughed for quite a while longer. So,,,,I still use it!