Pachysandra is a ground-cover plant! Bogus is bogus. I was calling a married friend one day. His answering machine came on, so I started goofin'. Using a sing-song Pakistani type of accent, I told him that I was Dr. Bogus Pachysandra from the Cleveland Free Sex Clinic, and that, on no account, should he touch that thing, or let anyone else touch that thing. Luckily for me, his wife got the message before he did. They argued for a while, the realized it was me, and laughed for quite a while longer. So,,,,I still use it!
LOL....I was thinking Pachyderm I guess!
susie
We did something like that back many years ago. I worked as a bartender in a pretty hot club. The owner was the most married guy you could ever think of. One of the other bartenders was a real ladies man and had a stable of girlfriends all the time.
One night he had a key to a no-tell-motel and we put it in the bosses coat pocket before he left for dinner with the family. We waited until we were sure he was home and eating then called and asked his wife to look in his coat pocket to see if he took the keys to the beer room home with him.
Well, all hell broke lose. The 5 of us who were in on it, had to go to his house after work and apologize for the joke. It took us almost 15 minutes to convince her it was just a joke. When we did, she laughed and thought it was funny. Our boss never did think it was funny.