Humor Ping!
Posted on 04/12/2006 7:12:00 AM PDT by The_Macallan
Edited on 04/12/2006 7:30:38 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
The Undocumented Immigrants Bill Of Rights:
I. You have the right to cross any fences you want wherever you want. Fences and walls are insulting and racist. You can come and go as you please wherever you want. We welcome you.
II. You have the right to choose any laws you want to violate - just as long as you're non-violent when doing so. Violence is bad. You are good.
III. You have the right to evade taxes. Federal Withholding, FICA and other taxes are only for citizens and legal immigrants to pay, not you. You are valuable enough just being here.
IV. You have the right to "demand" that we change our laws and our language to accomodate you. Remember, we're here to serve you.
V. You have the right to stay here and work odd-jobs whenever you want while others wait for years for the privilege to come here legally - and they even have to pay expensive fees and endure demeaning medical tests to come here. You're not like them. You're better.
VI. You have the right to free medical care, free K-12 education, free college assistance, free food and housing subsidies and many other welfare handouts - all paid for by people who obey the law. All you have to do is cross a fence, don't kill us and we'll take care of you and your family forever.
VII. You have the right to be secure from arrest by local police. Border enforcement stops at our border. If you make it beyond that, you have no need to fear being caught by police. Again, they're here to serve you.
VIII. You have the right to take jobs at wages far below what legal residents are paid. By paying you under the table, employers receive umbrella protection from prosecution and are able to drive average wages down keeping their bottomlines healthy and their Senators well-fed. You are a vital link in that chain. And they all know it.
IX. You have the right to march in our streets and shut down every major city in the country whenever we foolishly decide we want to begin enforcing the rule of law. We need constant reminders that you're above the law. We're sorry.
X. You have the right to citizenship, by virtue of the fact that you have successfully evaded our laws for over two years. You may now legally vote for more welfare handouts. And don't forget who gave you that citizenship in the next election - because that's what it's all about.
Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth! This must be engraved on the shaving mirrors of McCain, Teddy, Reid, Hillary, etc., etc., etc.
Nice post Mac
Es muy humerosita
That would be George III, Jeb's Latino son. They've been priming him for the job for years (seriously!). Lately he's been out addressing the protesting mobs in Spanish!.
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I really really like it!! So neat with the photo image and then the round TP-looking one.
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