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Quest for larger equipment leads him toward jail
Piladelphia Inquirer ^
| 4/5/2006
| John Shiffman
Posted on 04/05/2006 11:10:35 AM PDT by Neville72
A Lancaster County man pleaded guilty to mailing a bomb to a Chicago doctor whom he paid $8,000 to enlarge his penis.
This is the story of how a man's wayward quest to enlarge his penis landed him in federal court yesterday, pleading guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges.
His offense: building a tiny bomb and mailing it to the cosmetic surgeon who had promised - but failed - to deliver big results. He faces a likely prison sentence of four years or more on a charge more commonly used against terrorists than dissatisfied customers.
(Excerpt) Read more at philly.com ...
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: banglist; patriotact; wmds
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To: PAR35
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:34:54 AM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.(one nation, under sharia))
To: Neville72
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:37:41 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: Neville72
He'll probably get to sample many sizes in prison.
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:40:00 AM PDT
by
rattrap
To: ncountylee
What...no diagram? Irresponsible to publish even this much detail.
Bah, anyone with half a brain could work that one out, and you can turn up far better plans with a 5 minute google. I was building better bombs than that when I was 12...our neighborhood gophers were VERY afraid ;)
To: mlc9852
Good morning.
"He probably learned how to build it on the Internet."
If SPAM is any indicator, so did the doctor.
Michael Frazier
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:50:12 AM PDT
by
brazzaville
(no surrender no retreat, well, maybe retreat's ok)
To: Neville72
"Quest for larger equipment leads him toward jail"Ohhhh. I thought maybe he stole this.
To: Neville72
Remember when Michael Jackson went for all that cosmetic surgery and his nose literally fell off? Hmmmmm...
27
posted on
04/05/2006 12:03:22 PM PDT
by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(A Liberal: One who demands half of your pie, because he didn't bake one.)
To: Neville72
This is the story of how a man's wayward quest to enlarge his penis landed him in federal court yesterday, pleading guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges. WMD? How big was it? Never mind, I don't want to know.
To: Neville72
He was just trying to be like his hero Bob....
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:20:17 PM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Let's all leave the US and return as undocumented immigrants)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; Millee; ...
Your presence has been requested over here.
PINGGGGGG!!!!
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:21:01 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
To: NRA1995
I doubt he'll be sporting that smile though.
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:24:28 PM PDT
by
rattrap
To: Dashing Dasher
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:24:59 PM PDT
by
rattrap
To: Dashing Dasher; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; najida; JimWforBush; ...
Little Man Goes To The Big House, PING!!
To: Dashing Dasher
Oh dear,
I guess he won't make the Mr. Perfect list.
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:25:33 PM PDT
by
najida
(He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)
To: rattrap
WTF "weapons of mass destruction charges"? You mean he mailed a nuke or a chemical warhead?
I think the journalistic hack meant unregistered Destructive Devices charges.
To: najida
How about a nice big organ?
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:27:00 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
To: rattrap
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:27:26 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
To: cjshapi
Another cocked up thread...
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:27:30 PM PDT
by
Junior
(Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
To: Neville72
The want of a larger penis often leads to crime
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:27:49 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: Neville72
He's gonna see plenty of big ones in prison.
40
posted on
04/05/2006 12:28:31 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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