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Quest for larger equipment leads him toward jail
Piladelphia Inquirer ^ | 4/5/2006 | John Shiffman

Posted on 04/05/2006 11:10:35 AM PDT by Neville72

A Lancaster County man pleaded guilty to mailing a bomb to a Chicago doctor whom he paid $8,000 to enlarge his penis.

This is the story of how a man's wayward quest to enlarge his penis landed him in federal court yesterday, pleading guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges.

His offense: building a tiny bomb and mailing it to the cosmetic surgeon who had promised - but failed - to deliver big results. He faces a likely prison sentence of four years or more on a charge more commonly used against terrorists than dissatisfied customers.

(Excerpt) Read more at philly.com ...


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To: PAR35

his prison name="Tiny"


21 posted on 04/05/2006 11:34:54 AM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.(one nation, under sharia))
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To: Neville72

New laws, new criminals.


22 posted on 04/05/2006 11:37:41 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Neville72

He'll probably get to sample many sizes in prison.


23 posted on 04/05/2006 11:40:00 AM PDT by rattrap
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To: ncountylee
What...no diagram? Irresponsible to publish even this much detail.

Bah, anyone with half a brain could work that one out, and you can turn up far better plans with a 5 minute google. I was building better bombs than that when I was 12...our neighborhood gophers were VERY afraid ;)
24 posted on 04/05/2006 11:41:15 AM PDT by Arthalion
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To: mlc9852
Good morning.
"He probably learned how to build it on the Internet."

If SPAM is any indicator, so did the doctor.

Michael Frazier
25 posted on 04/05/2006 11:50:12 AM PDT by brazzaville (no surrender no retreat, well, maybe retreat's ok)
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To: Neville72
"Quest for larger equipment leads him toward jail"

Ohhhh. I thought maybe he stole this.


26 posted on 04/05/2006 12:00:21 PM PDT by robertpaulsen
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To: Neville72

Remember when Michael Jackson went for all that cosmetic surgery and his nose literally fell off? Hmmmmm...


27 posted on 04/05/2006 12:03:22 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (A Liberal: One who demands half of your pie, because he didn't bake one.)
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To: Neville72
This is the story of how a man's wayward quest to enlarge his penis landed him in federal court yesterday, pleading guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges.

WMD? How big was it? Never mind, I don't want to know.

28 posted on 04/05/2006 12:04:15 PM PDT by SampleMan
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To: Neville72
He was just trying to be like his hero Bob....


29 posted on 04/05/2006 12:20:17 PM PDT by NRA1995 (Let's all leave the US and return as undocumented immigrants)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; Millee; ...

Your presence has been requested over here.



PINGGGGGG!!!!


30 posted on 04/05/2006 12:21:01 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
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To: NRA1995

I doubt he'll be sporting that smile though.


31 posted on 04/05/2006 12:24:28 PM PDT by rattrap
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To: Dashing Dasher

I'm already here!


32 posted on 04/05/2006 12:24:59 PM PDT by rattrap
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To: Dashing Dasher; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; najida; JimWforBush; ...

Little Man Goes To The Big House, PING!!


33 posted on 04/05/2006 12:25:16 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Oh dear,
I guess he won't make the Mr. Perfect list.


34 posted on 04/05/2006 12:25:33 PM PDT by najida (He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)
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To: rattrap

WTF "weapons of mass destruction charges"? You mean he mailed a nuke or a chemical warhead?

I think the journalistic hack meant unregistered Destructive Devices charges.


35 posted on 04/05/2006 12:26:06 PM PDT by noobiangod
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To: najida
How about a nice big organ?
36 posted on 04/05/2006 12:27:00 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
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To: rattrap

Stop yelling at me!


;-)


37 posted on 04/05/2006 12:27:26 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
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To: cjshapi

Another cocked up thread...


38 posted on 04/05/2006 12:27:30 PM PDT by Junior (Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
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To: Neville72

The want of a larger penis often leads to crime


39 posted on 04/05/2006 12:27:49 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Neville72

He's gonna see plenty of big ones in prison.


40 posted on 04/05/2006 12:28:31 PM PDT by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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