Posted on 03/30/2006 12:41:35 PM PST by twippo
A basketball player on the local college team had the unfortunate moniker of Reprobatus foisted on him by a moronic mother. He recently lived up to his name by being arrested for armed robbery.
Once on a TV talk show I saw this poor woman whose first name was Aquanet. I wondered if she had a sister named VO5 or Adorn. I was also thinking, instead of Aquanet, how about...Annette?? You know, something nice and normal, something that won't make people laugh???
When I worked for DCFS in Florida, I had a young mother come in and re-apply for her welfare after being cut off for some reason or another.
Her name was pronounced Va-geena. I'll give you once guess how it was spelled.
I know a woman in the office named Latrina. And she warned me NOT to use the nickname "La."
Didn't Gwenyth Paltrow name her daughter "Apple"? Is she going to name her next child "Kiwi" or "Grape"? How about "Starfruit". Seriously ridiculous.
Was wondering if there was anyone else around here geek enough to catch that...
:P
Meet my daughters Propecia and Alopecia.
My son has a friend named Sue. Great kid.
"I like "Scout" also. It's sweet."
It's only sweet because you associate it with a famous character in film and literature. Scout's real name is Jean Louise (as in: "Stand up, Miss Jean Louise - your father's passing").
bong for later
I like my Captain Underpants name generator better.
My new name is:
Boobie Gizzardtush
http://www.ultsoftware.com/NameGen.html
:)
We had a family in our temple named "Gentile". For a time, I think he was the President of the Temple Board!
What about Bernardo O'Higgins?
My maternal grandmother was Elfa Agnes.
My paternal grandparents were Faye Belle and Ernest Buford.
I swear, I'm not making this up either.
Years ago, an acquaintance of mine used to get utterly irate (and is probably still doing so) when people pronounced her son's name as "DAY-men." She insisted that the correct pronunciation was "DAY-mee-en". After all, she'd spelled it that way - Dee Ay Em Ee En.
Often they simply invent new names. For instance, the US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice derives her first name from the musical term 'con dolcezza' which mean 'to play with sweetness'.
http://www.rogerdarlington.co.uk/useofnames.html
Wonder if it includes the missing Ura Hogg
Only half true! There was no Ura Hogg, though Ima Hogg really was the name of his daughter. James Stephen Hogg (1851-1906; Governor of Texas 1891-1895) had four children: William Clifford Hogg (1875-1930), Ima Hogg (1882-1975), Michael Hogg (1885-1941), and Thomas Elisha Hogg (1887-1949).
http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/library/ff_texa10.htm
I was working on an HR database for a big call center years ago and came across the name "LaQuiefa". Seriously.
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