Jailed Spam King Caught Conspiring To Kill Witness

Spam Daily News ^ | 3/23/06

[steve-b]

Spam king and online drugstore operator Christopher William Smith, aka Rizler, 26, who is awaiting trial at the Sherburne County Jail, Elk River, Minn., used his phone privileges to arrange a hit on a witness and the witness's family.

According to the indictment, Smith called an acquaintance from jail March 4 and allegedly stated he intended to threaten and intimidate a witness he expected would testify against him in his upcoming trial on drug and other charges. The indictment alleges Smith also said he intended to have the witness or the witness's family killed....

[steve-b]

About what one would expect from the form of scum that walks on two legs like a man that goes by the name of "spammer".

[thoughtomator]

Execute him sloooooowly.

[decal]

Bury him in junk faxes...

[Senator Bedfellow]

The maximum penalties on the new charges are life in prison for conspiracy to tamper with a witness, and 20 years for endeavoring to obstruct justice.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Who want to pass the hat to get his future roommate a lifetime supply of ci@lis and h3rb4l v1@gr@?

[thoughtomator]

put him in a room with a very loud TV that he can't shut off and has nothing but commercials

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Keep harassing him until he can't take it any more and dies...

[Slings and Arrows]

Champion-of-free-speech ping!

[The Worthless Miracle]

Read his spam e-mails over loudspeakers at full volume, until the sleep deprivation drives him as insane he has collectively driven his victims...

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

It was one of several calls made by Smith to numbers not linked with his defense attorney that officials at the Elk River facility monitored and recorded.

Damn!!!!! SPAM Kings are about as dumb as bricks! Woo, Hoo!!!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

A fitting end!

[weegee]

Naw, let them shoot w3bc@m video z of him r'ceiving bukkak3.

[weegee]

Uh oh, the left is going to throw some monkey poo because his calls were being monitored.

[DocRock]

Smith, a high school dropout, was an internationally known e-mail spammer when he started the drug business. He was being pursued as Rizler, one of the country's top e-mail spammers who filled the inboxes of billions of e-mail accounts with offers for sexually explicit websites, penis enlargement drugs, 'generic Viagra' and online college degrees. In 2002, Time Warner Cable obtained an injunction barring Smith from selling cable television descrambler devices through e-mails, part of a spamming operation that helped earn him a reputation within anti-spamming circles.


The Murcielago is perhaps one of the most sought-after exotics in the world. Valued at over $230,000, it can attain a top speed of 205 MPH and can accelerate from 0-60 in less than 3.5 seconds Christopher William Smith, also known as Chris Johnson, Bruce Jonson, Robert Jonson, Dieter W. Doneit-Schmitz, and Eric Smith, had amassed so much wealth from his pharmacy business that he could afford houses in Prior Lake and Burnsville and keep a fleet of luxury automobiles (2006 Mercedes Benz S65, 2004 Lamborghini Murciélago, 2005 Mercedes Benz C55A, 2001 Ferrari, 2001 BMW M5 Sedan, 2004 Mercedes Maybach, 2005 Jeep Wrangler, 2004 Cadillac DeVille Limousine, 2003 Chevrolet Tahoe, 2001 Hummer H1, etc.) according to court documents.

[uglybiker]

http://www.zortic.com

[uglybiker]

Well crud. Posted the wrong one!

Try this one!

[Looking4Truth]

Naw, let them shoot w3bc@m video z of him r'ceiving bukkak3.

OOOOOHHHHHH!!!! That's sick. How do you know of such things? A friend told me. OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

[flying Elvis]

All of that by age 26. I'm impressed.

[libstripper]

Didn't B.J. Clinton and the Witch do the same things??