"Klink, I vill have you courtmartialed, shot and then sent to the Russian Front!!"
Posted on 03/24/2006 12:37:23 PM PST by kpp_kpp
A judge in Afghanistan said today that Abdul Rahman, the man charged with converting to Christianity, would face the death penalty, or worse, if convicted of the crime.
“We could behead him and then throw the book at him,” said the judge presiding over the case, raising the specter that the punishment could include intentional abuse and damage to Mr. Rahman’s copy of the Bible.
The threat to the Bible comes as retribution for reported incidents of Koran desecration last year by Americans at the Guantanamo Bay terrorist detention facility. Those allegations sparked deadly Muslim riots worldwide.
Meanwhile, state governors across the U.S. made preparations to call out National Guard units to quell anticipated unrest among Christians if the Muslim judge carries out his threat to the Bible.
“Arresting the convert was an offense against our religion,” said an unnamed Southern Baptist cleric, “but damaging the pages of the holy Scriptures is a crime against the entire Christian publishing industry. Church members will rise up from their potluck suppers and join the crusade to avenge this unforgivable sin.”
The pastor declined to specify how Christians would seek revenge, but he refused to rule out “devastating waves of gossip” and even deployment of the so-called “cold shoulder” against American Muslims.
Moderate Muslims could not be found for comment.
This was so plausable I didnt even know it was Scrappy.
“We could behead him and then throw the book at him,”...
Throw his head at him!
(Yes, I know it is SF.)
OMGosh, this hits too close to something that could really be true. Took me a couple of paragraphs to refer to the source.
"Klink, I vill have you courtmartialed, shot and then sent to the Russian Front!!"
“devastating waves of gossip” and the so-called “cold shoulder” ping!
yes, the “devastating waves of gossip” are right on target! although i'm not sure what the national guard would do about it.
The part about leaving the pot lucks is too funny!
Sura 9:5 of satans “Koranus,”
“Slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush.”
We'll change our version when they change theirs!!!!
Aap aap ahh dap dap!!!!!
It's a religion of peace
It's a religion of peace
It aint Slim W, but this'll gitr done!
Kill A Commie For Mommie
ping
Quite on the money -- it satirizes the brutal and cruel insanity that is Islam.
There are rumors about it...
Sentence to a term of 99 years to life.
LOL.
Be warm and be filled back at you!
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