You got that right.
..liberal feminist author ...Andrea Dworkin
Posted on 03/23/2006 7:10:50 PM PST by West Coast Conservative
Republicans control Congress and the White House. According to an informal study in the latest issue of “GQ” magazine, the GOP is also asserting its dominance over Democrats in the bedroom.
The anonymous author, who wrote the piece for “GQ” reports “After years of intensive research on both sides of the aisle, I’m here to report that Republican men are infinitely better to have sex with.”
The article in the April issue of “GQ” lays out 10 reasons why Republicans are better and kinkier in the sack.
“GQ” deputy editor, Michael Hainey joined Tucker Carlson on ‘Situation’ to explain the magazine’s findings
TUCKER CARLSON, HOST, ‘SITUATION’: This is so good. She says—whoever this woman is—I asked you in the commercial break who it was. You would not reveal her name, but I’m kind of in love I have to say, because she writes very well.
She says of Democrats, they’re so emotional and sensitive and genuinely care about your day and how you feel and how you felt yesterday. Is there anything you need, they whimper? Oh shut up, she says.
MICHAEL HAINEY, DEPUTY EDITOR, “GQ”: Right.
CARLSON: They’re too sensitive to be good; that’s her point.
HAINEY: Right. I think, you know, it’s funny. I think she does a great job of saying what I think a lot of Democrats feel. I don’t you. You and I are the same age, but we grew up believing the Democratic Party is the party of JFK, a very randy and virile party.
CARLSON: Yes.
HAINEY: And just like most domestic issues, the Republicans vaulted over the Democrats, you know, and slowly taken what was once their sort of right, which was the sort of party of free love, if you might say. And they’ve become the more virile party.
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Is Margaret Carlson related to Tucker? If so, is she his mommy, or his wife?
Thank you for the ping. I love this excerpt:
She makes the point that men who don’t decide or proclaim where you’re having dinner are wusses. And there’s nothing less appealing than a wuss.
Give her a few years, and she'll be telling her shrink:
He never asks what I want. He never asks where I want to go or where I want to eat. He is a selfish jerk and I hate him. Then he complains because I don't want to have sex. Well who would want to have sex with a jerk who never talks to you or treats you like a human being?
Then after, the counseling don't work, the couple will hie themselves off to a tantric sex workshop, where they will be told to not have sex and to just hold each other. They will be taught how to talk to each other. Then, with a new basis of resect and decency, their sex life will explode and the republican husband will become a democrat.
parsy, the democrat.
Oh, and another thing, IMHO "foreplay" is a dirty word. It is a good part of why most people's sex life deteriorates afetr a few years.
parsy, who knows about such things.
Well, they're screwing us on a daily basis, so they've had a lot of practice.
You can be sensitive and strong. Love is a good basis for strength. Jungians will know that a real man is one who fight when necessary and be gentle when appropriate.
parsy, who hopes that he is pretty far along the individuation process.
I heard that sex with crazy women was great...was someone fibbing?
You got that right.
..liberal feminist author ...Andrea Dworkin
Sarcastic paraphrase by Tucker, more like.
REPUBLICAN: Who cares?
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