Republicans assert dominance in the bedroom

MSNBC ^ | March 23, 2006

[West Coast Conservative]

Republicans control Congress and the White House. According to an informal study in the latest issue of “GQ” magazine, the GOP is also asserting its dominance over Democrats in the bedroom.

The anonymous author, who wrote the piece for “GQ” reports “After years of intensive research on both sides of the aisle, I’m here to report that Republican men are infinitely better to have sex with.”

The article in the April issue of “GQ” lays out 10 reasons why Republicans are better and kinkier in the sack.

“GQ” deputy editor, Michael Hainey joined Tucker Carlson on ‘Situation’ to explain the magazine’s findings

TUCKER CARLSON, HOST, ‘SITUATION’: This is so good. She says—whoever this woman is—I asked you in the commercial break who it was. You would not reveal her name, but I’m kind of in love I have to say, because she writes very well.

She says of Democrats, they’re so emotional and sensitive and genuinely care about your day and how you feel and how you felt yesterday. Is there anything you need, they whimper? Oh shut up, she says.

MICHAEL HAINEY, DEPUTY EDITOR, “GQ”: Right.

CARLSON: They’re too sensitive to be good; that’s her point.

HAINEY: Right. I think, you know, it’s funny. I think she does a great job of saying what I think a lot of Democrats feel. I don’t you. You and I are the same age, but we grew up believing the Democratic Party is the party of JFK, a very randy and virile party.

CARLSON: Yes.

HAINEY: And just like most domestic issues, the Republicans vaulted over the Democrats, you know, and slowly taken what was once their sort of right, which was the sort of party of free love, if you might say. And they’ve become the more virile party.

[dynachrome]

Stole it awhile back fom another thread. I only steal form the best. Freepers!

[dynachrome]

"form the best"

From the best. Defective preview. me.

[Blackirish]

Well I bet Hillary could take of a woman.

[BlazingArizona]

Actually, it's because of our huge...wallets.

[rdcorso]

I was just going to say the same thing.Tucker Carlson is the new poster boy for conservative studs.I wonder if he'll remove the bow tie and start popping handfuls of testosterone after this?

[HitmanLV]

Ping - this article dovetails with some of what we said in another thread. Enjoy!

[Fintan]

Ya stole it from me, and I'm tracking you down!!!! ;)

[dynachrome]

Yeah, and who did you steal it from? hehe

(actually if you did do the artwork..... good stuff!)

[dirtboy]

Republicans assert dominance in the bedroom

Well, like, duh.

A liberal, when he finds himself unable to please a woman in the bedroom, will demand a government program to help out.

Whereas a conservative will take individual initiative to take care of the matter himself.

[justshutupandtakeit]

My girlfriend is a liberal 20+ yrs younger. She appreciates my "mind" or at least having my mind on her.

[HHFi]

I've always said that if you doubt the media are (or were) in total thrall to the Democrats, consider as proof the "common wisdom" image of Democrat men as being better in bed, an obviously ridiculous fiction. Particularly when you note that their top two male sex symbols were JFK (who was infamous for being finished in two minutes) and Bill Clinton (who preferred easily-impressed young women with self-esteem problems who would perform degrading acts that provided pleasure to him but not them).

Always reminds me of an old Playboy "20 Questions" with Sarah Jessica Parker from back before she was married. She had dated JFK Jr. and other liberals, and was whining about how none of the men she and her girlfiends dated treated them well or were mature or could commit. Then they asked if there was any kind of man she'd never date. She said, "Oh, I'd never date a Republican!" Wonder if she ever got smart enough to make the connection.

[America's Resolve]

What's to figure? Republicans are not NEARLY as feminized as Democrats are.

I care about my women and partners, but not to the point of becoming a simpering wuss desperate to please.

Women respond to men who are strong. It's written into the biology. What's to figure?

What woman wants to hit the sack with a Democrat who's just ... like another woman???

Danged few I suspect.

[Intolerant in NJ]

“After years of intensive research on both sides of the aisle, I’m here to report that Republican men are infinitely better to have sex with.”...Who didn't know that? -Wanting to pull out before the job was done has been a 'rat problem since at least the Vietnam era, and continues even today.....

[McGavin999]

The whole sensitive, touchy feely man thing went into the toilet on 9-11 when women finally rediscovered why men are supposed to be strong. The "sensitive" types ran from the building while the strong silent types ran INTO the building to rescue people. The strong virile types grabbed their guns and headed off to take care of the threat. Funny how that works.

[RavenATB]

"Conservative men, not republican men."

And women making the smart choice need have far less concern about crying, dueling, B.O., skid marks, premature ejaculation, STDs, and the guy trying to wear her panties, than she would sleeping with a liberal.

Friends don't let friends sleep with liberals.

[SR 50]

I've always wanted to participate in one of the test. I would like to make my own conclusions myself.

[blitzgig]

"Conservative women in my experience are all better looking than liberal chicks anyway."

You bet. Liberal chicks are lame. Conservative women are awesome, and all the ones I know are smart, kind, tough, and beautiful.

It’s no surprise that conservatives rock in the bedroom. Liberals are all too wussy to perform well. LOL :)

[Old_Mil]

I mean, she likes Republicans, because they have no conscience and they’re less sensitive.

I'm not entirely sure whether this is a backhanded compliment or a backhanded insult.