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or the ever-popular
Yeahhhh...
Posted on 03/23/2006 5:28:05 PM PST by Clintonfatigued
Even the designer of the cubicle thinks they were maybe a bad idea, as millions of 'Dilberts' would agree.
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or or the ever-popular
Yeahhhh...
I'm not afraid to admit: I like my cubicle. It's a pretty good size: approx 5 x 8.
However, in one of my previous jobs, the cubes were smaller (more like the size of a bathroom stall) and shared by 2 workers: one working days; the other working evenings.
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Even the walls are grey. I tried to give it a homey feel by putting up a David Hasselhoff calendar, but he's fighting a losing battle.
The good news is there is help out there:
Great...I'm here laughing like a doofus and my wife wonders if she married a loon!!
Einstein also realized too late that he had unleashed something terrible upon the planet...
LOL!
Ahhh, this picture reminds me of a booby trap I once engineered to dump a large quantity of peanuts on a certain person as he entered his office.
I became a Milton at my last job. They kept moving me around from cubicle to cubicle just to annoy me. But I showed them--I showed them all. MUHUHAHAHAAAAAAA
Especially his first attempt, which yielded E=mc3
The lesson is "friends don't let friends derive drunk."
Cubical Humor Ping.
Nothing says, "We think you are a temporary employee", like a cube.
Here we are again and "Office Space" comes up. LOL!
Exellsior!
Howdy!
Your picture is worth a 1000 words...and priceless too.
LOL!
BAHHHUMMMP!
Oh, I never had a cube that fancy!
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