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Adult Humor (The real lesson behind Steve Martin's latest flop.)
http://www.americanprowler.com/dsp_article.asp?art_id=9539 ^ | 3/16/2006 | Pia de Solenni

Posted on 03/16/2006 1:35:32 AM PST by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 03/16/2006 1:35:36 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
So the studio is again missing the target on the audiences and causing flops.

I liked the original movie and I like Martin, but I saw the commercial and NEVER had any desire to see this movie.

With that, good night.

2 posted on 03/16/2006 1:38:26 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: nickcarraway

a bomb


3 posted on 03/16/2006 1:39:06 AM PST by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
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To: nickcarraway; A CA Guy

The movie has actually performed well at the box office. It aint at Titanic levels, but it aint a flop either.


4 posted on 03/16/2006 1:39:35 AM PST by Clemenza (Seattle: The Pesto of Cities --- George Costanza)
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To: nickcarraway
I was tooo young to ever grasp the Pink Panther but I have always loved Steve Martin.

God Bless you Steve... and I still feel small. LOL.

Plus I would still order one french fry for a group.

You Rock Mr. Martin....Hugs and Blessing on your future antics.
5 posted on 03/16/2006 1:41:29 AM PST by Global2010
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To: nickcarraway

I have been a huge fan of all the original Pink Panther movies since I was a kid. Saw the last few in the theater, and I've owned them all on VHS and now DVD. BIG fan. But it never occurred to me to go see the recent Steve Martin remake for the same reason that I wouldn't buy a CD of other bands doing Beatles songs.

If you can't improve on the original, there is simply no point.
And NO WAY can anybody but Peter Sellers ever be Inspector Clouseau.


6 posted on 03/16/2006 1:45:32 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: nickcarraway

I've always liked Steve Martin as an actor, but he's no Peter Sellers, no one is.


7 posted on 03/16/2006 1:47:42 AM PST by RWR8189 (George Allen for President)
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To: Lancey Howard
If you can't improve on the original, there is simply no point.
And NO WAY can anybody but Peter Sellers ever be Inspector Clouseau.

Amen.

8 posted on 03/16/2006 1:48:20 AM PST by Riley ("What color is the boathouse at Hereford?")
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To: Clemenza

You're probably right, but I saw the commercials and the moview looks less funny than a Pink Panther cartoon. The kind of movie that is embarassing just to watch the promo.


9 posted on 03/16/2006 1:48:58 AM PST by nickcarraway (I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
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To: Lancey Howard

Or buy a CD of the Beatles doing a song written by Berry Gordy.


10 posted on 03/16/2006 1:51:21 AM PST by nickcarraway (I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
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To: A CA Guy

that was my impression also.. once or twice through the painful looking preview was enough to convince me to skip it. I'm not sure there is someone out there who can do Clouseau better than Peter Sellers.


11 posted on 03/16/2006 2:03:27 AM PST by wafflehouse
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To: ChadGore

Don't you mean "a beaumbe" ?


12 posted on 03/16/2006 2:15:20 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
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To: wafflehouse
More to the point, no one else has the RIGHT to do Clouseau other than this man...


13 posted on 03/16/2006 2:16:39 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
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To: Lancey Howard
But it never occurred to me to go see the recent Steve Martin remake for the same reason that I wouldn't buy a CD of other bands doing Beatles songs.

An excellent point and an enduring commentary against most remakes out of Hollyweird these days.

There are some movies that certainly come out better in a remake, but sadly most of them turn out to be special effects showcases with inferior acting ruining the scenes with any potential.

Like the Batman series from '94. What a waste of celluloid. It bordered on cruel and unusual treatment of a movie audience. Michael Keaton, darn good in many roles, but NOT BATMAN. I'll stop before I go into an uncontrolled rant.

I wonder sometimes, after years of embracing liberalism, is there enough brainpower left in Hollywood to produce decent quality scripts that don't completely offend at least half the potential audience? It's not promising.

14 posted on 03/16/2006 2:19:45 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Lancey Howard

I feel that way about most remakes of movies.

I'm sitting her trying to think of a "remake" that I felt was better than, or even as good as, the original and the first one that popped into my head was "Last of the Mohicans."

"Ocean's Eleven" was a pretty good remake, "The Fly" was gorier than the original, but I still liked the Vincent Price one, LOL. "Cape Fear" and "Thomas Crown Affair" might belong on the list.

I'm sure there may be others, but I'm hard pressed to think of them.


15 posted on 03/16/2006 2:38:03 AM PST by dawn53
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To: nickcarraway

Peter Sellers was a genius. Martin isn't.


16 posted on 03/16/2006 2:39:02 AM PST by hershey
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The young and beautiful Princess Darla (Claudia Cardinale)......

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"sigh"

17 posted on 03/16/2006 2:43:26 AM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Caipirabob
I wonder sometimes, after years of embracing liberalism, is there enough brainpower left in Hollywood to produce decent quality scripts that don't completely offend at least half the potential audience? It's not promising.

Just saw M. Night Shamalayan's The Village, a horror film set in a 19th century utopian commune. Incredible dialogue -- the villgers speak in complete, elegantly-constructed sentances. Whooops -- this "exception" proves your rule -- this director is hard-core Pennsylvania, not Hollywood.

18 posted on 03/16/2006 2:50:41 AM PST by TomSmedley (Calvinist, optimist, home schooling dad, exuberant husband, technical writer)
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To: RWR8189
It would be like someone other than Don Knotts trying to play Barney Fife.

The upcoming "Miami Vice" movie is similarly non-exciting.

19 posted on 03/16/2006 2:51:37 AM PST by The Duke
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To: A CA Guy

When half the movies that come out are remakes (and the other half are sequels or gay ranchers eating pudding), you gotta know that hollywood is not only morally bankrupt, but mentally and creatively bankrupt as well.

Remakes of perfectly wonderful movies (well, maybe except for King Kong) are horrible defacing wastes, akin to painting a moustache on the Mona Lisa. What next, remake Citizen Kane? Wizard of Oz? Gone With The Wind?


20 posted on 03/16/2006 2:51:51 AM PST by VictoryGal (Never give up, never surrender!)
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