Uncle Joe's kin just opened the way for The New York Slimes and they just stays the same...
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Posted on 03/13/2006 11:50:54 PM PST by Bender2
Site requires membership to pull up story but here is excerpt...
Grandson Wants Russian Authorities to Investigate Stalin’s Death
Joseph Stalin’s great-grandson has appealed to the Russian authorities with a request to investigate the circumstances of his great-grandfather’s death, news agencies reported Thursday.
“When Stalin was disposed of, Khrushchev, who imagined himself to be a statesman, was able to come to power. His so called activities were nothing but a betrayal of the interests of the state that he headed,” Jacob Jugashvili said in a statement.
The betrayal committed in the Kremlin should be judged in the Kremlin, too, he added, and asked the Russian authorities to “size up the degree of responsibility of all persons involved in the state coup of March 1953”.
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Uncle Joe's kin just opened the way for The New York Slimes and they just stays the same...
Hot Off The Presses... EXTRA!
I have more of The New York Slimes Editions on my FR Homepage and my Archives Page One and Archives Page Two
Hey! You called all us here... Why?
Oh, sorry... The Slimes are at it again... 
Well! Let's put up our dukes and get to it!
Very, very funny. Thanks again!
It's not going to make him loved or alive again, so why bother.
Thanks, phamtom... You earned a martini for that!
Hey, Allegra... How's your day going?
Hey, the day they tore apart my Great-Great Grandbot was a day I'll never forget... They caught him oiling an under-aged toaster! 
He was a mean old SOB... Never used a washer!
"When the Boss died unnaturally, just as he had lived - there were rumors that he choked to death on his own quotation..." [Alexander Zinoviev, "Yawning heights"]
bravo
I remember reading somewhere that when the Party Bosses were around the bed looking at Stalin's corpse, NKVD Head Beria made a joke... But just as they laughed, Stalin's body made a sound... And they all dropped to their knees as if in prayer!
I always had a profound sense of right and wrong...
What's that? You say you're Stalin's great-grandson? That's okay, kid - change your name; get plastic surgery; move to Nome, Alaska; and become a Carthusian, and no one will hold it against you.
They used to do it in their trousers at the mere sound of his name [Pavlovian training], and continued receiving orders from his decomposing corpse for at least a week.
Whoa! Jack, I think your ball is missing its ping...
If I thought Uncle Joe was my Great Grandpa... 
Why... I'd drink a whole lot more!
#2, the only way you could drink more is to give up sleeping! 
or give up passing out!
And I will be leading a crusade to have Dick Cheney pay for this horrible crime! Helen, you ignorant slut, STFU! 
And let me make this perfectly clear... I'll come down there and beat the living crap out of you!
That's just a pix I took with my cellphone when we let old Dick out of the jar at parties...
And don't think I don't appreciate that, #2! 
At our parties we need the jar as a lot of beer is drank...
Seems as though you've figured these people out, Bender. Half of this would be humor; the other half truth.
Bwaaahaaaaaaaa!
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