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Grandson Wants Stalin’s Death Probed (But You Know The New York Slimes...)
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Posted on 03/13/2006 11:50:54 PM PST by Bender2
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Grandson Wants Russian Authorities to Investigate Stalins Death
Joseph Stalins great-grandson has appealed to the Russian authorities with a request to investigate the circumstances of his great-grandfathers death, news agencies reported Thursday.
When Stalin was disposed of, Khrushchev, who imagined himself to be a statesman, was able to come to power. His so called activities were nothing but a betrayal of the interests of the state that he headed, Jacob Jugashvili said in a statement.
The betrayal committed in the Kremlin should be judged in the Kremlin, too, he added, and asked the Russian authorities to size up the degree of responsibility of all persons involved in the state coup of March 1953.
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Uncle Joe's kin just opened the way for
The New York Slimes and they just stays the same...
Hot Off The Presses... EXTRA!

I have more of The New York Slimes Editions on my FR Homepage and my Archives Page One and Archives Page Two
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posted on
03/13/2006 11:51:02 PM PST
by
Bender2
To: Allegra; beachn4fun; tomkow6; Echo Talon; pax_et_bonum; beyond the sea; Recovering Hermit; ...
Hummmm... What's in the sandwich?

Hey! You called all us here... Why?
Oh, sorry... The Slimes are at it again... 
Well! Let's put up our dukes and get to it!
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posted on
03/13/2006 11:51:42 PM PST
by
Bender2
(Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
To: Bender2
Very, very funny. Thanks again!
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posted on
03/13/2006 11:57:51 PM PST
by
phantomworker
(The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram. - Thomas Koenig)
To: Bender2
It's not going to make him loved or alive again, so why bother.
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posted on
03/13/2006 11:59:08 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: phantomworker; Allegra
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:03:04 AM PST
by
Bender2
(Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
To: A CA Guy

Hey, the day they tore apart my Great-Great Grandbot was a day I'll never forget...
They caught him oiling an under-aged toaster! 
He was a mean old SOB... Never used a washer!
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:09:26 AM PST
by
Bender2
(Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
To: Bender2
"When the Boss died unnaturally, just as he had lived - there were rumors that he choked to death on his own quotation..." [Alexander Zinoviev, "Yawning heights"]
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:13:21 AM PST
by
GSlob
To: Bender2
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:17:13 AM PST
by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: GSlob

I remember reading somewhere that when the Party Bosses were around the bed looking at Stalin's corpse, NKVD Head Beria made a joke... But just as they laughed, Stalin's body made a sound... And they all dropped to their knees as if in prayer!
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:18:07 AM PST
by
Bender2
(Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
To: Proud_USA_Republican
Thanks, Proud...

I always had a profound sense of right and wrong...
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:19:33 AM PST
by
Bender2
(Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
To: Bender2
What's that? You say you're Stalin's great-grandson? That's okay, kid - change your name; get plastic surgery; move to Nome, Alaska; and become a Carthusian, and no one will hold it against you.
To: Bender2
They used to do it in their trousers at the mere sound of his name [Pavlovian training], and continued receiving orders from his decomposing corpse for at least a week.
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:24:33 AM PST
by
GSlob
To: Bender2
"Grandson Wants Russian Authorities to Investigate Stalins Death"
How fitting, since Stalin almost certainly had Lenin spliced.
What does Helen Thomas have to say about all this? She was one of Joe's chippies, you know...
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:27:37 AM PST
by
decal
(My name is "decal" and I approve this tagline)
To: Jack Hammer
Re:
What's that? You say you're Stalin's great-grandson?
Whoa! Jack, I think your ball is missing its ping...
If I thought Uncle Joe was my Great Grandpa... 
Why... I'd drink a whole lot more!
#2, the only way you could drink more is to give up sleeping!
or give up passing out!
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:28:03 AM PST
by
Bender2
(Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
To: decal
I'm broken hearted, if you must know...

And I will be leading a crusade to have Dick Cheney pay for this horrible crime!
Helen, you ignorant slut, STFU!
And let me make this perfectly clear... I'll come down there and beat the living crap out of you!
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:32:25 AM PST
by
Bender2
(Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
To: Bender2
HAWHAWHAW
Didn't everyone have a great-aunt that looked like HT, who always wanted to hug you at family reunions?
And where did you find that pic of Pres. Nixon? That rocks!
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:37:32 AM PST
by
decal
(My name is "decal" and I approve this tagline)
To: decal
Re:
And where did you find that pic of Pres. Nixon? That rocks!
That's just a pix I took with my cellphone when we let old Dick out of the jar at parties...
And don't think I don't appreciate that, #2! 
At our parties we need the jar as a lot of beer is drank...
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:44:13 AM PST
by
Bender2
(Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
To: Bender2
Seems as though you've figured these people out, Bender. Half of this would be humor; the other half truth.
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posted on
03/14/2006 11:04:36 AM PST
by
davisfh
To: davisfh
Yeah, sometimes you have to laugh with tears in your eyes...
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posted on
03/14/2006 12:03:32 PM PST
by
Bender2
(Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
To: Bender2
Clintoon: If he'd a lived, I would have shook his hand too.Bwaaahaaaaaaaa!
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