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Kerry: U.N. ‘Food for Oil’ Plan Could End Terrorism
Scrappleface ^ | March, 6, 2006 | Scott Ott

Posted on 03/06/2006 2:56:13 PM PST by Kaslin

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To: Kaslin

no no...John F'in Twit


21 posted on 03/06/2006 3:06:03 PM PST by Doogle (USAF...8thAF...4077th TFW...408th MMS...Ubon Thailand..."69"..Night Line Delivery,AMMO)
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To: digger48
Its satire. But yep, I think Kerry would say something like this on his best hair day.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

22 posted on 03/06/2006 3:06:40 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: ChadGore

Scrappleface is too funny!


23 posted on 03/06/2006 3:07:16 PM PST by proud_yank (Liberalism - The 'Culture of Ignorance'.)
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To: BenLurkin

Oh! Abdo-lutely! I didn't notice the Scrappleface until I got to the line about putting the French in charge. I thought, this had to be Scrappleface! I just don't like to see guys get caught up in this and take Scrapple seriously.


24 posted on 03/06/2006 3:07:29 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
I just added Satire to the key word
25 posted on 03/06/2006 3:07:35 PM PST by Kaslin (Wanted: New tagline.)
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To: Doogle
I knew, I just couldn't resist. :-)
26 posted on 03/06/2006 3:09:52 PM PST by Kaslin (Wanted: New tagline.)
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To: Kaslin

But! But! Thanks for postin' it though. It's hysterical!


27 posted on 03/06/2006 3:11:21 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: Kaslin

The first sentence had me fooled. Only the "French in charge of military" hinted that this was not in fact a real PR release from the Kerry campaign!


28 posted on 03/06/2006 3:23:03 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: Kaslin
“Some say that terms like a ’strong U.N.’ and ‘moderate Muslim leaders’ are oxymorons,” said Sen. Kerry. “But that’s what they said about Democrat principles, liberal values and progressive think-tanks.”

Oh dear God....

29 posted on 03/06/2006 3:24:52 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Kaslin

I see, this is satire.... it is actually believable!!


30 posted on 03/06/2006 3:25:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: digger48

I started to believe it to be honest .Why not ? that moron Kerry has said REAL things just as stupid if not worse. Someone should post this on DU and watch the feeding frenzy . They will eat it up and agree over there for sure.


31 posted on 03/06/2006 3:29:59 PM PST by binkdeville
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To: hinckley buzzard

French in charge of military"
That was the give away here. Although , I would not put it past Kerry the Idiot


32 posted on 03/06/2006 3:30:58 PM PST by binkdeville
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To: Kaslin

When you post stuff like this to extended news, inevitibly someone takes it seriously and it ends up making us all look like reactionary yokels.


33 posted on 03/06/2006 3:32:10 PM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
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To: Beckwith

People begging Hillary or Kerry to run??? Well, who does the GOP have to run against any demorat that gets the nomination??? Please don't say McCain, Condi Rice, or Rudy....Has to be better choices that those three but I can not come up with any names at all....


34 posted on 03/06/2006 3:37:44 PM PST by Deltaforceeoo7 (Deltaforceeoo7)
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To: jazusamo


>Food for oil? That was tried once, I think!

Kerry's plan has a completely different name, I assure you.


35 posted on 03/06/2006 3:39:45 PM PST by steve1848
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To: jazusamo


>Food for oil? That was tried once, I think!

Kerry's plan has a completely different name, I assure you.


36 posted on 03/06/2006 3:40:06 PM PST by steve1848
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To: Kaslin

I didn't think Kerry could say anything more stupid than the things he said during the 2004 election. I must say I was wrong after reading this. Thank God this man was not elected POTUS.


37 posted on 03/06/2006 3:50:03 PM PST by My GOP
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
BWAHAHAHA! Ya gotta love Scrappleface.

God Darn-it did you have me going.

38 posted on 03/06/2006 3:59:40 PM PST by fedupjohn (If we try to fight the war on terror with eyes shut + ears packed with wax, innocent people will die)
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To: Kaslin

To the list of reasons not to vote for Kerry we can add: "Lacks basic understanding of agriculture."


39 posted on 03/06/2006 4:03:36 PM PST by PsyOp (The commonwealth is theirs who hold the arms.... - Aristotle.)
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To: binkdeville
I started to believe it to be honest .Why not ? that moron Kerry has said REAL things just as stupid if not worse.

Exactly. Telling the difference between a real Kerry statement and sick satire is nearly impossible. They're practically synonymous.

40 posted on 03/06/2006 4:09:31 PM PST by PsyOp (The commonwealth is theirs who hold the arms.... - Aristotle.)
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