Posted on 03/01/2006 1:58:01 PM PST by rface
.....Eyewitnesses: Man Ran Into Cheney's Knife.....
Vice President Cheney accidentally killed a man during a previous hunting trip, the White House reluctantly confirmed today after denying the incident several times. During a deer hunting expedition on a friend's eight billion dollar ranch, a man "ran into Cheney's knife" several times while Cheney was gutting and dressing a deer, wealthy Republican Party donors and eyewitnesses said.
The man who died was Willford Buchs, a Bush family accountant who "took care of the books" for the Bushes and several Bush companies, and was later appointed Director of the Texas Accounting Commission after the previous commissioner was dismissed for revealing irregularities in the accounting practices of Buchs's clients.
Buchs's death was ruled a suicide by Sen. Dr. Bill Frist, who examined Mr. Buchs by polaroid. Cheney's involvement with the death has not previously been disclosed, although it occurred a little more than a year ago. The incident was uncovered by the press after reporters discovered Buchs's mummified carcass on the ground last week and began asking questions.
Questions have arisen as to why the White House failed to report the incident to the press or the authorities for more than a year. "The Vice President's office deferred to the people who owned the knife that he borrowed for the expedition," said Candy Ricks, a spokesman for the Veep. "It really was up to them." Ricks also maintained that it was not necessary to report the incident to the authorities because the Vice President and his party were authorities, "and very powerful and influential ones, too, I might add."
Ricks denied that Mr. Cheney needed to exercise more caution during hunting trips. "Mr. Cheney is every bit as careful with hunting as he is with civil liberties, foreign policy and democracy," she said.
Cheney went through my neighborhood last week and killed every male under the age of 21. I was glad to see a few of them go, but it was kind of messy. We don't know WHAT he did with the girls. They are all gone.
"on a friends eight billion dollar ranch"
"'ran into Cheney's knife' several times"
That's a great pic (or set of pics...).
well, is he alive or dead? By hunting knife? hahaha. joke, it's a satire. 'by Polaroid'??
This is old news, although it's not as well known as the incident of Cheney dropping a piano on the head of a federal judge.
Obviously not true, or the report would have said that Cheney also buggered the body several times in subsequent days.
Obviously not true, or the report would have said that Cheney also buggered the body several times in subsequent days.
This latest revelation has DU all abuzz.
Waddayou, some kinda MSM reporter? Which body you talking about?
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