Ahhh. My contact in Nigeria has finally withdrawn our money. Now I should get my 10% any day now...
You're not dealing with a Mr Nkomo are you? Because I'm just about to receive $20M from him after our deal closed. It should be great - my new mansion is nearly finished and the builder is bugging me for the money. Not to worry though, Mr Nkomo is going to send the check this week.
Now THAT is funny!
"Ahhh. My contact in Nigeria has finally withdrawn our money. Now I should get my 10% any day now...
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You're only getting 10%. I bargained with my Nigerian contact and got 17%. I'm expecting the wire transfer any day now.
When you get your money, I have a nice bridge in Brooklyn for sale that you might be interested in.
ROTFLMAO!!!