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"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ARAB TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE JEW"
2/25/06

Posted on 02/25/2006 8:17:35 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. Most would be outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business. And that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times, one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement. We are a society which holds "Freedom of Speech" as perhaps our greatest liberty And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what business would dare post such a sign?


TOPICS: US: Pennsylvania; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: deliversomebaconham; filthydelphia; philadelphia; tothechatroom; vanity
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To: Jorge
Unlike you and the hysterical Islamic masses, I personally believe in free speech.

Then I ask you to please believe in my right to say that when I see your screen name, I picture a completely flaccid, unimaginative dud with no sense of humor.

81 posted on 02/25/2006 11:41:04 PM PST by Captainpaintball
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To: higgmeister; Cinnamon Girl

"... and then poor ol' Grampa got into the X-LAX package and ate it all up. That's what kilt him."

Gosh, I'm sorry I missed the funeral.

"Oh, you didn't. He's still out in the outhouse. We're waitin' for him to finish up."


82 posted on 02/25/2006 11:46:24 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
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To: Cinnamon Girl

I would rather tell a joke to 1000 people who don't understand English than to one Jorge.


83 posted on 02/25/2006 11:46:36 PM PST by doug from upland (A dead body means a chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)
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To: doug from upland; higgmeister; Cinnamon Girl

Another golf joke:

A man is playing on the seventh hole, when his shot goes a little wild off the tee, and ends up directly in front of a small service building.

His wife suggests that she open the door on the other side, and the door on this side, so that he can hit the ball straight through the building.

He tries it. Unfortunately, he again misses the shot, striking his wife in the temple, and killing her instantly.


Three months later, in a supreme irony, he ends up in exactly the same position, this time with his best friend suggesting the opening of the doors.

He stares at the man with a furious intensity.

"No." He says, "I tried that three months ago, and I took a bogey on the hole."


84 posted on 02/25/2006 11:59:56 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
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To: NicknamedBob
A priest convinces a nun to join him on the golf course. On the third hole, he slices one into the lake and says, "Dammit, I missed." The nun is shocked and says she will not tolerate such language. He apologizes and says it won't happen again.

On the seventh hole, he goes over the green and into the trap. "Dammit, I missed," he exclaimed. The nun started to walk off the course, but the priest convinced her to stay, saying, "Sorry, I'll watch it. If it happens again, may I be struck by lightning." So she stays.

They are on the 15th hole. He tries to hook the ball around a tree that is in the way, but he hits the tree and the ball bounces back 40 yards. He screams out, "Dammit, I missed."

All of a sudden clouds start rolling in. It is getting dark and cold. It is starting to rain. A bolt of lightning comes down from the sky and ZAP! The nun is struck dead!

From up above, you hear a booming voice ---- DAMMIT, I MISSED.

85 posted on 02/26/2006 12:25:52 AM PST by doug from upland (A dead body means a chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)
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To: Cinnamon Girl

Excellent!


86 posted on 02/26/2006 3:23:16 AM PST by Mila
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87 posted on 02/26/2006 5:22:16 AM PST by SJackson (There is but one language which can be held to these people, and this is terror, William Eaton)
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To: SJackson

perfect!
:)


88 posted on 02/26/2006 5:52:27 AM PST by mcar
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To: Cinnamon Girl
:)

Good one!

89 posted on 02/26/2006 6:07:57 AM PST by veronica ("A person needs a sense of mission like the air he breathes...")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham; Thinkin' Gal

PBUH bump


90 posted on 02/26/2006 6:37:26 AM PST by Lijahsbubbe (I love my danish)
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To: Lijahsbubbe

http://www.boomka.org/


91 posted on 02/26/2006 10:05:45 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
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To: Jorge

Morticians always have the funniest jokes, bar none of any of the real occupations.

Humor gets them though the day the way no amount of booze ever could.


92 posted on 02/26/2006 10:12:55 AM PST by usmcobra (I always sing Karaoke the way it is meant to be sung, drunk, badly, and in Japanese)
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To: djf

We have to recognize that terrorists are those who disregard the law of G-d and man. To celebrate their death is the only joy that a terrorist can give us.

Compare to most of us, the Funeral is to celebrate their life.


93 posted on 02/26/2006 10:25:18 AM PST by Donald Meaker (You don't drive a car looking through the rear view mirror, but you do practice politics that way.)
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To: Cinnamon Girl

you got me good on that one when i saw the headline i thought for sure it was the philly city democrat headquarters :-)


94 posted on 02/26/2006 10:27:03 AM PST by freepatriot32 (Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
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To: Jorge
Get real. This is a joke, and if you can't laugh at death you are in sad shape. I would rather see ALL terrorists dead than see on single Christian or Jew killed by the muderous bast***ds. You are obviously sufferinf from more than depletion of humor, you are suffering from extreme self-righteous, holier than thou syndrome.

Grow up or return to DU, which ever suggestion fits.

95 posted on 02/26/2006 4:24:34 PM PST by calex59 (seeing the light shouldn't make you go blind and, BTW, Stå sammen med danskerne !)
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To: Cinnamon Girl

LOL!!! BTTT


96 posted on 02/26/2006 4:26:14 PM PST by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: Cinnamon Girl

Had to think about it for a full minute before I "got" it.


97 posted on 02/26/2006 4:27:27 PM PST by G-dzilla (That doesn't mean I'm dumb, does it?)
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To: CWOJackson

LOL! Hopefully a rib, Chief, rather than the end of your main spring.


98 posted on 02/26/2006 4:31:51 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell (Let's make government a liberal free zone.)
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To: Cinnamon Girl

arr arr arr....


99 posted on 02/26/2006 4:33:04 PM PST by steveo (There is absolutely nothing like the frame of a dame....)
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To: Jorge
You are obviously some kind of idiot, all of your comments reafirm the comment I made about you earlier, you are an uptight, parody of a Christian who apparently doesn't know the real meaning of the word.

I suspect you are a muslim and are pissed about the joke because it is about muslims and their intolerant attitude towards all other religions, which of course is all right. I strongly suspect you wouldn't have made a comment if the sign had turned out to be on a muslim establishment of some sort.

100 posted on 02/26/2006 4:34:42 PM PST by calex59 (seeing the light shouldn't make you go blind and, BTW, Stå sammen med danskerne !)
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