Posted on 02/18/2006 6:28:20 AM PST by Frank T
Allah Akbar? Durka Muhammad....goatse? MUHAMMAD GOATSE???? MUHAMMAD JIHAAAAAAD!!!
I wouldn't inflict the goatse guy on anyone. Even muslims
I've known of a few instances. Maybe even created one or two.
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They always can stitch the hymen back again. They actually do that operation in Egypt.
I have this idea for a cartoon series...called "The Jihad League", with super-heros like "Jihad Johnny" (young Robin character who has a beard and can sing over 2000 prophet songs from memory), "Mullah-man" (has the power to invoke Fatwa on anyone at anytime), "Burka-Bill (the Trans-Islam character with mind power), "Captain Ossama" (who lives in caves mostly and rides a charged up motor scooter), and finally...."Abduh the fool" who talks at a rate of 300 words a minutes and gives you a headache if you are in his presence.
My Jihad League would bad guys like "Super Rummy", "Quick Trigger Cheney", Jerry "Trailer Trash" Springer, and "Mistress Brittney" (Ms. Spears dressed in black leather with 8-inch heels and a red whip). The bad guys would eventually form up the "League of Doom"...which would be in Las Vegas. The "Jihad League" would have an issue about going to Vegas...because of the terrible things that go on there...and there would a 6-part series on the heated discussions of whether they should take on Vegas or not.
I won't tell you the final ending of the cartoon series...it'd ruin the whole story. But its safe to assume....that all the members of one league die off...you just have to guess which one. And there at the end....last frame...would be Wayne Newton, Sigfred and Roy, and the Vegas Chimp act....dumping the dead league at the city limits of Vegas.
Sort of like rolling back the speedometer. :-)
That is evidence enough that, like many of the rest of us, the Muslims practice sellective morality. They will stone some and "fix" others.
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