Posted on 02/14/2006 7:32:45 AM PST by dvan
In this morning's email, I received a couple of anti-terrorism parodies.
I believe that they underscore the foolishness of those who are making a really big thing of the wiretap issue.
I read not long ago that on the average every man woman and child in America has his name in at least 16 computer data bases. Apart from government agencies like IRS and Social Security Administration, our names and other peersonal data are to be found in the data bases of just about every store we ever bought something from, in insurance company files, in driver license and license plate bureaus, in county clerks' records of births, deaths, marriages, home ownership, our bank, in the files of the car lot where we buy our cars, for those who buy new cars, the manufacturer has your data, your Internet IP files, you telephone company, anyplace you did any online shopping or logged into, warranty files of every company you ever sent a warranty card to, magazine and newspaper subscription files, student records of every school you ever attended, your military sevice records, Veterans Administration records, cemetery records, church congregational records of attendance, tithes paid, marriages, baptism, etc., etc., etc.
With all that personal data available on the Internet or by filing oopen records requests to a government agency, why should anyone be concerned over a little old wiretap--unless he is doing something he shouldn't be doing?
That is what I believe the included parodies are pointing out to us.
Don't forget to check out the picture.
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NSA ADDS ALERT AND CHOICES ON TAPPED CALLS
After a day in which Attorney General Alberto Gonzales faced tough questions from the Senate Judiciary Committee about the legality of America's best-known secret terrorist surveillance program, the National Security Agency (NSA) said it would alter its wiretap protocol to reduce the threat to civil rights.
Under the new procedures for intercepting a telephone call from an al Qaeda operative to a U.S. resident, the two parties engaged in conversation will hear a brief alarm bell every 30 seconds, followed by a recorded announcement that says: "In order to better protect the United States from devastating terror attacks, this call may be monitored."
According to covert NSA spokesman Louis Slipps, "the new measures carry the assumption that some Americans may be unaware that they're talking with terrorists, or do not realize that their casual chatter with an al Qaeda buddy may aide and abet the enemy."
Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-VT, who yesterday told the Attorney General that he's concerned about "peaceful Quakers who are being spied upon, and other law-abiding Americans and babies and nuns who are placed on terrorist watch lists", today welcomed the new 'liberty-enhanced' secret wiretap program that the NSA dubbed "Operation Let Freedom Ring."
"Thanks to these changes, the Quakers can stop quaking from fear and return to their regularly-scheduled quaking in response to divine revelation," said Sen. Leahy. "And law-abiding Americans who just happen to have friends in al Qaeda, can rest easier tonight."
In addition to the monitoring alert, Mr. Slipps said U.S. residents on NSA-intercepted calls will soon be offered a menu of options, including the following:
To continue in Arabic press 'one' or say wâhid
To hear a complete listing of the steps required to obtain a wiretap warrant under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, press, or say, two
If you're a law-abiding American, press, or say, three
If you're a Quaker, a baby or a nun and feel you have reached this recording in error, please hang up the phone and dial a number that's not associated with al Qaeda.
To speak with an NSA representative, remain on the line until we complete the trace. You may hear a brief series of clicks, followed by a knock at your door.
To call in a CIA predator-drone attack on the party to whom you are speaking, press the 'pound' key
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