Posted on 02/14/2006 5:08:23 AM PST by oldtimer2
The Sore of Gore
Their gluteus maximus bears a sore,
A festering furuncle named Al Gore.
A six year old deep down infection,
Contagion caused by close election.
Party doctors can’t decide just what,
Will cure this boil upon their butt,
Knowing only that it pains their tush,
A fearsome bug, georgicoccus bush.
In political pain they lose their touch,
To reason well or think too much;
Their pain is throbbing every nerve,
Leaving unto them no will to serve,
To support their nation and its needs,
They care not that their nation bleeds.
Political pus in a suppurant sore,
Has made them worthless anymore.
They have no leaders, have no class;
Just fools who spool and show their ass.
Who endlessly just spin and spin,
Proclaiming that we cannot win.
With traitorous, foul and fetid breath,
Increase our losses, bring more death;
And all because they cannot heal,
The Sore of Gore they’ll always feel.
Russ Vaughn is the Poet Laureate of The American Thinker
:-) Here's a fun verse about AlGore (who went to Saudi Arabia to complain that the President does not suck up enough to the Saudis)
LOL.
:-)
Personally, I never want Gore [or J.F'n Kerry] to get better. The longer he [they] spews his [their] venom, the longer the demon's will stay off a productive message.
Wait, I thought it was that Bush sucked up too much to the Saudis?!
Mr. Vaughn is quite good!
You would think that, but in fact AlGore did wail to the Saudis that Bush didn't suck up enough
Let him Spew...he turns off Americans all the while...he speaks for Democrats..they HATE America....Its interesting to try to think what HE is going to gain by saying it..other than news exposure...
He really looks scary these days and ever since movies have refined special effects, that takes a lot of doing!
LOL. Hilarious and spot-on. Thanks for posting.
It's amazing to find two new words I've never run across in one poem. "Furuncle" and "suppurant" both sent me to the online dictionaries.
bump and save
His most hilarious appearance was in the first debate with Bush. It looked like his makeup job was done by a failing apprentice mortician.
Oh it's really scary now. It's as though he went to the Great Beyond but they kicked him back after going through inventory
ROTFLMAO!!!!
:-)
Much as my pained vanity hates to admit it, your comment bested mine. Have a good day.
:-) Thanks, but it's not a contest as we are all working toward a similar end.
You have a great day too.
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