Posted on 02/14/2006 4:39:05 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest
I guess Bill Clinton told the press when he accidentally shot a load on Monica Lewinsky's dress?
" Just moments ago, in the WH Pantry I was fellated by Monica Lewinsky. Additionally, I anointed several of my best cigars in her honey-pot. I just wanted you WH reporters to be the first to know. Now I'm going up to the private residence and tell my lamp-throwing, Jew-cursing b*tch of a wife a series of lies to cover up my infidelity! Thanks for not telling guys,...you too Helen!
I guess Bill Clinton told the press when he accidentally shot a load on Monica Lewinsky's dress?
Sounds like someone has their feelings hurt because they were too lazy to do their own footwork. It's not like the Vice-President tried to hide the story or lied about it, wagging his finger at the camera and saying, "I did not shoot that man, Mr. Whittington."
I've never heard the press corp tell the same story that was circulating throughout the professional golfers on that one.
Anyone wonder if Bill Plante and David Gregory are like, you know, ummm, "cowboys?!"
At the very least, they cRissY babies.
If Cheney had been the one who had gotten shot, the media would have been giddy with glee, and then openly disappointed that he wasn't killed. The NYT wouldn't have even waited for him to get cold before they wrote their hate-filled obituary screed.
If the reporter is so stupid that he/she doesn't know their shirts on fire they deserve to fry!
I'm no Great White Hunter, but even so, liberal talking head Margaret Carlson just made an amusing goof on Fox News.
She said that Cheney managed to get his side of the story out: that Whittington got into the way of the VP's "bullets."
I do think it is revealing of how little the MSM know or understand about hunting, and in general in life beyond the Beltway.
Now, they're mad because Cheney doesn't immediately rush out to hand them a scandal story that contains no scandal. Not only that, but they have spent months and barrels of ink viciously trying to tie him to the Plame Incident and get him thrown in jail and impeached. He should care what these fops think?
These people are beyond pathetic. They're downright laughable - especially when they run with pencils!
.....Skeeter Gregory ....
My unconcious has come up with "Skeets" Gregory.
;-)
Just for rumors' sake, and of course it is only hear-say-say-tell again, how did the pro-golfers describe Clinton's "fall"?
"But if it were up to Dick Cheney, he wouldn't tell us if our shirts were on fire, for heaven's sake."
This has probably already been said here, but Plante should know that most non journalists would know without being told when their clothing was on fire. That's their problem. They expect to be spoon fed. That dumb SOB really put the finger on their lack of importance.
The story I heard: the injury occured while he was carrying a woman, and need I say the woman wasn't Hillary!
Tagline change for today.
OOOOH Please sign a book deal in a couple of years VP Cheney, I can't wait to read it!!
I want to see you unload on our enemies within.
The WH are a bunch of children. Not once did I see the kind of group hatred during the Herr Klinton years.
LOL, we have a winner.
A drcy for help from Plante. Apparently reporters are so stupid they actually need someone else to tell them they might be burning.
Of course, if I was Dick Cheney,I'd be standing nearby with a can of gas and a zippo to educate them...
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