" Just moments ago, in the WH Pantry I was fellated by Monica Lewinsky. Additionally, I anointed several of my best cigars in her honey-pot. I just wanted you WH reporters to be the first to know. Now I'm going up to the private residence and tell my lamp-throwing, Jew-cursing b*tch of a wife a series of lies to cover up my infidelity! Thanks for not telling guys,...you too Helen!
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