Kids talk about love:
WHAT EXACTLY IS MARRIAGE??
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents."
Eric, 6
HOW DOES A PERSON DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY??
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one."
Kelly, 9
WHAT'S THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Eighty-four, because at that , you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."
Carolyn, 8
HOW DID YOUR MOM AND DAD MEET??
"They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values."
Lottie, 9
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
Martin, 10
"Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love."
Craig, 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
Allan, 10
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you...If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
Kally, 9
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on TV."
Anita, 6
"Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime."
Floyd, 9
"Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place...We were behind a tree."
Carey, 7
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
"Shake your hips and hope for the best."
Camille, 9
"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there."
Manuel, 8