An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
Posted on 01/31/2006 8:22:55 PM PST by maggief
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) greets people as she arrives for U.S. President George W. Bush's the State of the Union address at the U.S. Capitol in Washington January 31, 2006. REUTERS/Jason Reed
Mad Cow
I am trying to "put my lips together and blow" but they just want go together.
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
Are you all from the plantation? You know what I mean?
LOL! I'm old enough to remember that one! :)
Thyroid problem?
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"By the time you're fifty, you have the face you deserve."
So you're a phagophobe, are you?
;-)
This fat, ugly b*tch will never be President. She looks and thinks like Lynne Stewart.
Did anyone notice how ugly all the (D) female politicians are during the SOTU? Who was the obese one wearing all red? Gross.
You nailed it.. put your photo beside hills... that is GREAT!
This probably why she only has one child.
LOL! Good one.
Hee-Haw Hee-Haw!
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