Posted on 01/28/2006 5:45:08 AM PST by Ladycalif
Despite assurances from government officials that the border with Mexico is secure, a Department of Homeland Security document obtained by the Daily Bulletin reveals that law enforcement officials are seeking five Mexican nationals suspected of bringing explosives into the United States.The internal "Intelligence Alert" from the Office of Border Patrol -- issued to law enforcement officials Jan. 12 -- stated that the Mexican nationals were heading to San Francisco to sell the explosives.
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That's a lie. Pass the chips.
I think the joke's on the Iraqis - how much damage can cherry bombs cause?
Instead of obsessing about the borders, kill the effing enemy.
Great idea!
Only thing is, I'm having a hard time figuring out how to put it into action.
I mean, here I am, climbing up on 60, fast, gimped up body, in a formerly-nice rural bit of Americana, with none of "the enemy" to kill. But, I have more illegal Mexicans than I can shake a stick at -- and if I do shake a stick at 'em, they'll probably steal it! (Just like they stole my rowboat, my blueberry crop several years in a row until I said the hell with it and let the weeds grow over the bushes, and my...)
So you can see my dilemma.
I really want to obey your command to stop "obsessing" about the illegals that are overrunning my part of the country, and I'd sure like to "kill the effing enemy" -- but he seems to be either 1) in the middle east, or 2) under really deep cover.
Plus, if I did obey your command, and "kill the effing enemy" if I found any of them here, I'd be prosecuted for murder!
Now that would put a crimp in my day!
So while I'm open to suggestions, upon reflection, I'm thinking that all around, the best idea might be for you to take your demands and stick 'em where the sun don't shine.
Finish the fence!
They have drunk deeply of the "Cult of Bush" Kool-Aid, and will attack swiftly ANY criitique of their Demi-G_d!
Funny, but they also seem to be the OBL-ers, and "Elect the RINO because he can Wiiiiiiin!" types here...ain't it funny how worship at the altar of GWB brings out the Rockefeller in them?
I also think there is strength in knowing multiple languages.
A family friend survived WWII concentration camp because he spoke multiple languages and could translate for the germans within the camp. He came to America and though he retains much of his culture, he is more loyal to America than most Americans.
They will just dig tunnels like they found the other day.
you are nuts
I always tell them to call Vicente Fox, who will certainly make a donation to them. Sending the fake "pesos" also sends a message.
They hang up when I tell them they won't get another cent from me until the Mexican border is closed and the existing immigration laws are enforced.
Islamic fascists in San Francisco relying on 5 Mexicans "Non-Muslims" to deliver explosives for an operation in the US? I don't think soooooooo.
"You have said something wrong about The Leader? You have thought something wrong about him? Or his Glorious Presidential Wife? Do not lie to me, I can tell that your heart is not right. You do not harbor correct thoughts of Beloved Leader! Beware, traitor. Your steps are marked. You shall not prosper. By All that the Good that the Party stands for... By the Party, Of the Party, For the Party... your wages of incorrect thoughts are numbered, weighed, divided... You are warned. Trouble us no more with your Negativity! Leader Kim Il Jong will NOT be..."
Oh, I'm sorry, please forgive me. Wrong script. Hell, wrong client, dammit!
Give me a moment to get back on track, will you? Thanks!
"the Mexicans seem to be good at tunnels!"
Instead of publicing it when they find a tunnel they should plant land mines in it and the tunnel along with the users will be eliminated at minimal cost.
You really want to land mine tunnels?
"You really want to land mine tunnels?"
Absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh dear, there go my aged eyeballs again, letting me down in the clinch.
I'm afraid I completely missed the part about those five Mexicans being "Non-Muslims". Perhaps you could point me to the place in the article that covers that fact? I mean, what with all the successful "outreach" that Islam has been making into "the Latin American sphere", and the growing number of "latino" Muslims, I'd really like to know how to tell from a news article that five arbitrary Mexican criminals are not among the growing number of Mexican Muslims.
Also, while you're at it, perhaps you could help me figure out why it would be that Muslims would not buy "stuff" from whatever underworld source was most convenient?
Thank you so much for helping me figure this stuff out!
And do it cheaper in the process.
Note to any NSA-snifferbots: Post 93 is PARODY.
Thank you very much.
We can hope. But this might not be your generic home-grown dirt bomb. Maybe some sserious trouble.
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