Teddy (Brain-dead Senator from Ma)

Townhall.com ^ | 26 January 2006 | Emmett Tyrrell

[Aussie Dasher]

Lard Ass is truly one of the greats...great ____ of our time (insert description)!

[DoughtyOne]

[yer gonna put yer eye out]

Kennedy is a pathetic national embarrassment

[LIConFem]

"Kennedy is a pathetic national embarrassment."

True. And yet I find myself thanking God that he's a Democrat.

[DumpsterDiver]

Lard Ass...

That's Senator Lard Ass to you!

... is truly one of the greats...great ____ of our time (insert description)!

As much as I'd like to fill in the blank, I'll refrain... wait! ... I changed my mind.

Senator Lard Ass the Sot (aka Sinner Eduardo Kennedino) is truly one of the greats...great Kopeckne Killer of our time.

Changing the law is in the hands of legislators such as the delightful Sen. , who during his Judiciary Committee performance blubbered that "this nominee was influenced by the Goldwater presidency." Damn, I love this man.

I love him too! What a guy.

[television is just wrong]

and the fine people of Massachusetts, keep electing this lard ass to the same office, over and over again.

Kerry too. What the heck is up with this???

It is like a mental illness with these people.

[Jemian]

No, it is simply Teddy,

Make that FAT TEDDY.

[Aussie Dasher]

I think we've previously established the correctness of your view...

[SampleMan]

I for one hope Teddy lives to be 100 and that the mentally ill people of Mass. keep electing him. Same for Bird, wait, I think he is 100.

One unintended benefit of a liberally and mentally dishonest MSM is that it creates people like Teddy. If a Conservative makes truly idiotic remarks he's culled from the herd. Idiotic old wood Democrats are never culled, they just continue on and on.

I rather like having the current crop of Dem leadership as the enemy. They are simply caricatures of "stupid liberals."

[elcid1970]

And the people of Massachusetts wonder why they're known widely as

MASSHOLES!!

[SkyPilot]

Great line you have there.

Ted Kennedy becomes the designated driver and moral spokesperson for the Democrat party.

[Darkwolf377]

Actually, we keep electing him so we know he's not driving around the state, but safely in Washington.

[television is just wrong]

well, you have a point. The man has been in that office since I was in grammar school. Maybe longer. I'm not sure. Job for life. Never has to campaign, just sit back and watch the checks roll in.

Oh, and make a lard ass out of yourself in the mean time.

[kittymyrib]

Residents of MA, NJ, and NY are not Americans, as the rest of us know Americans. They have been mentally spayed and neutered into believing the rest of us are there to take care of them...sort of New Orleans, writ large. The real question is: Why are we letting the despots in D C take 40% of our paychecks to enable these dependents? Were I President, I'd start by shutting down Amtrak, and go on from there in eliminating every socialist program that Kennedino, Schumerino, and Clintonino have funded for the care and feeding of their parasite constituencies.

[RedBeaconNY]

...New York CITY, thank you. My county is quite red.

[Fresh Wind]

I cannot rid from my mind the name Alioto, Judge Samuel Alioto.

Kennedy fits right in with his junior colleague, John Kerry, who pronounces Abramoff's name "Abrahamoff".

[maggief]

[b4its2late]

Kennedy is a pathetic national embarrassment

For sure, and isn't it amazing that he's not even from New York? Although we have two of the top ten here......

[GWB00]

I cannot rid from my mind the name Alioto, Judge Samuel Alioto

I can't seem to either. Everytime I hear the man's name I think of what an idiot Kennedy truly is.

[Liz]

A snapshot of Teddy's Dim voter base. Duh.