Posted on 01/20/2006 3:24:25 AM PST by LongsforReagan
January 20, 2006 -- Size doesn't matter — at least not in the war on terror, according to Star Jones.
Yesterday, the co-host of "The View" told viewers that the war on terror was nothing more than a clash of male egos between President Bush and Osama bin Laden.
"You know what? At some point, one of these men has to put it back in his pants and zip up the zipper," she said during a discussion of bin Laden's latest audio tape
Jones, a former Brooklyn prosecutor turned TV star, has a long history of speaking her mind — but even her co-hosts seemed taken aback by her latest rant.
She even suggested that Bush hold some kind of talk with the man behind 9/11.
"I won't trust him, but anything that gives me the opportunity to seek peace, I would at least check it out.
"People make deals with the devil all the time. We make deals with people we don't like," she said during the show's opening segment.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
The woman is married to a gay guy. Enough said.
She's black.
Its well known in Islamic history that when a warring faction has called for a "truce", that it is merely a ruse for lulling their opponents guard down against attack.
If Star Jones wants to negotiate.. I say we send her over to the mountains of Pakistan as our personal representative.. I'm sure that Bin Laden would be more than happy to put Star on one of his grainy videos...
If she can pretend she has the power to straighten out her gay husband she can pretend she has to the power to negotiate with terrorists.
Star Jones has been waiting for 20 years to use a variation of the line, "Put it back in your pants and zip up the zipper." She has never been faced with that situation in real life.
Unlike if, say Hillary were in charge....and we'd be bombing countries every 28 days, or if one of their leaders actually had the gall to look at her directly! Or if the Peter Paul scandal ever got into the media, and she needed to divert attention from her latest Scandal du Jour!
Just ONE more reason that any Liberal Woman cannot EVER be allowed near the seat of Power...they are not mature enough, nor are they able to think beyond their own selfish needs! Plus they'd surrender at the drop of a Burka!
You are mistaken.
Star wears the Strap-On in her family!
Leni
Here's the truce (offensive language):
http://funcop.net/osama.swf
Good so far...but your next sentence needs minor editing...
Never ever trust a liberal with national defence.
There, THAT'S better. Your sentence was clashing with my sensibilities!
Isnt that the truth! Supposedly her new book (gag) "Shine" has a whole CHAPTER detailing what a magical sex life her and hubby share!!!! Denial aint just a river, Star....
Hey, this woman has had so much liposuction, they've probably sucked some of her brain matter out as well. She's a fool, and a diva and married to a gay man. Her senze of self-importance is embarrassing. She's to be pitied, not listened to.
It never ceases to amaze me how these faces-in-front-of-a-camera think they are experts on everything from psychiatry (Cruise) to politics (BS, Clooney, Penn, et al., ad nauseum)
""I won't trust him, but anything that gives me the opportunity to seek peace, I would at least check it out."
The idiot! A truce to Bin Laden means "I need some time to re-group". They won't stop until everyone is converted to Islam. They see us as being weak and we are because we don't fight wars like they and the Russians do.
This is proof that this week's announcement from OBL was targeted to the Liberal mush heads.
Alot of people are questioning the sexuality of her husband. Until that's cleared up maybe she better just shut up. Star go take your husband to Brokeback Mountain and leave the politics to your betters gurlfriend.
Really, what straight man would have that liposuctioned toad faced yap?
“The first time he held me in his arms sexually, it was almost frightening because we knew our erotic interest in each other could take over every other thing,” Star writes breathlessly. “We had an intoxicatingly sexual connection the first two months of our relationship.” […]
“It wasn’t an easy decision,” recalls Star. “Al is a beautiful man. He’s got the legs of a stallion. He’d be a perfect Ralph Lauren model.” […]
“One day, we would read in the press that Al was out gallivanting with a bunch of women,” Star writes. “The next day, we’d read a story questioning his sexuality. I remember my husband saying to me, ‘Baby, what am I today?’ And me answering, ‘Just who you were yesterday, baby.’”
Star wears the Strap-On in her family!
That's an image I wouldn't have missed imagining...
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