[ShorelineMike]

No, this is NOT from Scrappleface or from the Onion ...

[RightWingAtheist]

This is like a comedy version of The Hands of Orlac.

[Blood of Tyrants]

LOL! But really, could this be a side effect of the anti-rejection drugs?

[farlander]

Aww, sounds like he needs a psychotherapist...

[Sopater]

Wow, my wife could use a kidney like that.

[martin_fierro]

Chorus : I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama.

[A message]

I'ma lumberjack
and I'm okay I sleep all night and I knit all day.

[andy58-in-nh]

Buttered scones, anyone?

[Onelifetogive]

No, this is NOT from Scrappleface or from the Onion ...

Or even the NY Times...

[Lizavetta]

Look for Hollyweird to do a biopic on this guy who prefers housework and is now probably gay too.....they'll call it The LumberCrack or something equally as gross.

[hosepipe]

[ "I do most of the housework now, and I blame the hospital that transplanted me the kidney of a 50-year-old woman instead of a man's kidney," he said. ]

True lumberjack work is much harder than housework.. BUT really the man ought to lay off the Vodka.. his brain is pickled too.. Vodka can make you ignert..

[twigs]

Actually, I've read this is not all that unusual among organ recipients. We are complex beings and I'm not at all sure that we should be monkeying in this area.

[nuconvert]

LOL.

"I have developed a strange passion for female jobs like ironing, sewing, washing dishes, sorting clothes in wardrobes and even knitting."

Is he looking for work?

[linda_22003]

The Onion was TOTALLY going to be my guess. :)

[Cagey]

Brokeback Sawbuck

[goresalooza]

"I have developed a strange passion for female jobs like ironing, sewing, washing dishes, sorting clothes in wardrobes and even knitting"

Well, tough tooties! Deal with it..and they aren't "female jobs" either. You are married, help out your wife and qwityerbitchin. You got a new lease on life. You got a kidney ahead of some 50,000 others who are on the waiting list. STHU and accept it and live your life.

I can't wait to see how his judge rules. What a crock!

[martin_fierro]

For you:

[roaddog727]

Buggering butt-pirates, Batman!

[Constitution Day]

"The kidney transplant saved my life, but they never warned me about the side effects...'

Quit yer bitchin' and get back in the kitchen, Stjepan!

;^)

[saveliberty]

Oh this has to be a joke

[Radix]

I once read a story in National Lampon where the kid grows a vagina, and after that he started to enjoy housework.


This is so funny.