Posted on 01/17/2006 10:11:00 AM PST by ShorelineMike
Stjepan Lizacic says he was a manly lumberjack until doctors saved his life and made him a laughing stock.
The 56-year-old Croatian claims he started "enjoying housework and knitting" after doctors replaced his pickled and diseased kidney with a female kidney. Instead of enjoying a night of heavy drinking with his pals, Lizacic now prefers housework.
"The kidney transplant saved my life, but they never warned me about the side effects,'' the lumberjack told his local paper. "I have developed a strange passion for female jobs like ironing, sewing, washing dishes, sorting clothes in wardrobes and even knitting."
Lizacic, who is suing his doctors, claims the only person happy with his new attitude is his wife.
"I do most of the housework now, and I blame the hospital that transplanted me the kidney of a 50-year-old woman instead of a man's kidney," he said.
Radmila Lizacic may be happy, but she's also worried. "If the new feminine side to him is confined to housework I am very happy," she said. "I only hope he doesn't start looking at other men."
IMHO, you would have to be gay LOOOOOONG before the GG's if you watch them.
Buggering butt-pirates, Batman!
Well, they could call him a housejack or a lumberjill.
Bwhaaahaaaahaaa!!!!
Great idea! My wife needs two!
Quit yer bitchin' and get back in the kitchen, Stjepan!
;^)
Probably a side effect of not having an over abundance of toxins in his blood stream now that he has a kidney to filter them out. His true personality now comes through!
Oh this has to be a joke
I agree- what a smile she has, but I just think it's funny that instead of having a room full of queens, they pick her, even though she got a minor award. Front page of Yahoo has her, and the title of the article is-- "Cowboys and crooners sweep globes"... yeah... crooners...
I once read a story in National Lampon where the kid grows a vagina, and after that he started to enjoy housework.
This is so funny.
Maybe we can inject a few of John Wayne's cells into the GOP.
I happened across tv guide during the red carpet. Joan Rivers was on; she must have twisted that movies name into every related perverted possibility there was. Brokenbutt mtn; humpback mtn were just a few. In those few minutes, she got in more swings than I think we have seen on FR.
Yep. That female kidney sees all that testosterone and says, "What the heck is THIS doing here?", and dumps it out.
For replacing his "pickled and diseased" kidney?
Sounds like he has a helluva case.
Now we know the plot of Hollyeird's next homo worship film.
Yeah, this is their D-day, their big assault. They've pulled out all the stops. They don't want to hide anymore, and so they're just goign to scare 99.9% of the population. Just too creepy. Good movie? Any of the Blade movies- haha
We have rules, people. Pictures!!!!!!
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