[sure_fine]

can they discriminate against Helen Thomas?

[HEY4QDEMS]

but Super Bowl planners only want people 45 and younger

I guess they want them to still be awake at half time.

[lesser_satan]

Not a bad thing, especially if there are any more "wardrobe malfunctions".

[stainlessbanner]

Old guys on stage only, please.

[bmwcyle]

Rolling Stones who?

[quark]

Mick Jagger and his bandmates may be nearing senior citizenship...

Nearing senior citizenship? The Strolling Bones are pinups for Medicare!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

I'd better sign up then.

Next year is my last year of eligibility.

[sweet_diane]

The Rolling Stones are soooo last century.

[rightinthemiddle]

I'm under 45, but I think I'll pass anyway.

[oblomov]

Who are/is the Rolling Stones? Is it a dancing and music group?

[YouPosting2Me]

"Start me up!"

[GSWarrior]

Participants also must attend up to five rehearsals that could last seven hours each.

That's only twice as long as the halftime show itself.

[Millee]

Compared to the Rolling (gall)Stones, anyone could look under 45.

[JIM O]

I can only surmise this is an effort at keeping me off the field after an NFL executive attended a wedding I was at and witnessed my dancing technique.

[Spruce]

I miss the days of marching bands and "the Punt, Pass, and Kick" contest.

[Semi Civil Servant]

[Gay State Conservative]

Although I've always skipped Super Bowl halftime shows,I'll be tuned in to this one just to see if they finally put a toe tag on Keith Richards.

[r9etb]

Rolling Stones' halftime show

As if I needed another reason to miss the SB Halftime show.

[Freedom_no_exceptions]

Those guys took truckloads of hard drugs for years, and now it looks like they'll outlive all their fans. Is this a part of life not being fair?

[InvisibleChurch]

has detroit planted their pollution-killing trees around the stadium yet?