[dirtboy]

Just like human boys and girls, male monkeys like to play with toy cars while female monkeys prefer dolls, a research project has shown.

Yeah, now let's do some serious research. Let's throw money, beer and a remote control into the monkey cage and see what goes down.

[RightWingAtheist]

Nancy Hopkins is hunched over the toilet as we speak. Could someone out there please be a dear, and hold her hair for her?

[Fast Ed97]

Lesbian female monkeys prefer softball to dolls

[Panerai]

Then, do gay male monkeys like to play with dolls, too. Or do they just like to throw feces.

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

What do the gay monkeys like? And how about the monkeys that like cows?

[csvset]

Monkey Love

[Doogle]

betcha the screaming,branch pulling,banana throwing,ear picking,water tossing,public self abusing,knotted hair,bowlegged nose diggers vote democratic too.......


Doogle

[rvoitier]

Throw a pre-nup in there and see which one signs it.

[dirtboy]

"Human evolution has created two different types of brains designed for equally intelligent behavior,"

As if I could convince my wife that our forms of intelligence are equal.

[razorbak]

"Human evolution has created..."

Unintended irony alert!

[Sender]

Male monkeys prefer toy cars, females like dolls

Duh.

[Shalom Israel]

So lemme get this straight. Millions of years ago, the male ancestor of apes and monkeys played with cars, while the female played with dolls?

[Appalled but Not Surprised]

But to male monkeys hog the remote, never ask for directions, and forget their mates' birthdays?

[WestVirginiaRebel]

It took females five minutes longer to find their way to a goal

Yes, but those were the blonde apes.

[billybudd]

But I learned in Political Correctness 101 that there are *no* genetic differences between girls and boys - it's all in how we're taught to behave. This study is therefore flawed.

[Semi Civil Servant]

[M203M4]

Please explain the pots and pans thing. The monkeys should view those as neutral objects.

[djf]

"Human evolution has created two different types of brains designed for equally intelligent behavior"

Did I miss something? Where was the evidence for that statement?

[Last Dakotan]

The male monkeys must now be forced to watch action/military movies in which all leadership positions are held by female monkeys.

[VOA]

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