[Last Dakotan]

The male monkeys must now be forced to watch action/military movies in which all leadership positions are held by female monkeys.

[norton]

"The male monkeys must now be forced to watch action/military movies in which all leadership positions are held by female monkeys."

And visit local drug store and supermarket paper-back shelves in which all the authors are female, or Steven King.

[Mogollon]

The male monkeys must now be forced to watch action/military movies in which all leadership positions are held by female monkeys.

Exactly. Furthermore, the movies will always show the female beating the #$%&^* out of male monkeys that are 30% bigger than them and have twice the strength and speed of the female.

[M203M4]

Male monkeys pay to watch monkey porn.

I recall watching a tv show on discovery channel a few years ago about some primates in a sort of "retirement home". Or some sort of sanctuary (not a zoo or research center). The monkeys had satellite tv and had a system for asking for the channel to be changed. They really like watching human porn, kinda freaky. Oh and disney movies. Wish I could find an article about the show...