To: grundle
Just like human boys and girls, male monkeys like to play with toy cars while female monkeys prefer dolls, a research project has shown. Yeah, now let's do some serious research. Let's throw money, beer and a remote control into the monkey cage and see what goes down.
2 posted on
12/30/2005 6:16:07 PM PST by
dirtboy
(Drool overflowed my buffer...)
To: dirtboy
The real test will be to see whether male monkeys appreciate The Three Stooges better than female monkeys.
4 posted on
12/30/2005 6:18:55 PM PST by
RightWingAtheist
("Why thank you Mr.Obama, I'm proud to be a Darwinist!")
To: dirtboy
Let us throw money, shoes and clothes in too.
To: dirtboy
Anbd a plastic blow-up monkey girl.
10 posted on
12/30/2005 6:22:48 PM PST by
Dark Skies
("A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants." -- Churchill)
To: dirtboy
If they have beer and the remote, why would they need money???
17 posted on
12/30/2005 6:29:35 PM PST by
mlc9852
To: dirtboy
Now, HERE's something worth federal grant money:
AFP/Illustration - Fri Dec 30, 1:53 PM ET
The School of Textiles and Design at Heriot-Watt University in Edinburgh have begun what is believed to be the world's first-ever study on how women's clothing affects the bottom(AFP/Illustration)
28 posted on
12/30/2005 6:45:38 PM PST by
rvoitier
("Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell)
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