[dirtboy]

Just like human boys and girls, male monkeys like to play with toy cars while female monkeys prefer dolls, a research project has shown.

Yeah, now let's do some serious research. Let's throw money, beer and a remote control into the monkey cage and see what goes down.

[RightWingAtheist]

The real test will be to see whether male monkeys appreciate The Three Stooges better than female monkeys.

[razorback-bert]

Let us throw money, shoes and clothes in too.

[Dark Skies]

Anbd a plastic blow-up monkey girl.

[mlc9852]

If they have beer and the remote, why would they need money???

[rvoitier]

Now, HERE's something worth federal grant money:

AFP/Illustration - Fri Dec 30, 1:53 PM ET
The School of Textiles and Design at Heriot-Watt University in Edinburgh have begun what is believed to be the world's first-ever study on how women's clothing affects the bottom(AFP/Illustration)