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[EsmeraldaA]

I do know you Paul.

Hello hello and hello everyone...

[EsmeraldaA]

My God!
What am I doing here?

I don't even know where 'here' is.
*sigh*
;o))

[Paul_Denton]

LOL! Merry Christmas :)

[j_tull]

change your IP address, dipsh!t.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Nearly ready.

[j_tull]

Is that a MK48 trial?

[bannie]

...you're a returning bannie :~D

hey...

[tuliptree76]

That's good. :-)

All my gifts are purchased and wrapped. And I made the pies for Christmas dinner. So my part for the holiday is finished. I refuse to go to another store between now and Christmas. LOL!

[Army Air Corps]

"Don't forget the plain white toast."

Especially when one is on a mission from G-d.

[Lady Jag]

[Paul_Denton]

LOL I hear ya. I am done with my Christmas shopping too. I am going to relax mainly this Christmas. :)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

What am I doing wrong?

Breathing.

[hiredhand]

Keep trying. :-)

ZOT!




We know how you must be feeling right about now. :-) ...

[Watery Tart]

Too bad!

So Thadd!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp"
to have an "S" in it?

[Psycho_Bunny]

[NonLinear]

He'll also want to wipeout the bad entries in HKey_Users.

Worse, I think he also has a bad gonkulator or he is a virus. Either way, this should work:

Wipe out everything in the registry, all the root directory files, and everything under win*. That should fix it.

Oh, and FORMAT C: just to be sure.

Or use a wire brush on the motherboard while watching the screen to see if the offending text goes away. I'm betting it will.

[RebelBanker]

Heh! You should try some of my father-in-law's Navy coffee. If you stick a spoon in it, you have about a 50:50 chance of getting it back.

My coffee is not quite that strong. The spoon just stands up in it.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Acetone will do the trick!

[Darksheare]

Sure!
Though Eaker, who had the -er- most interesting experience with my coffee to date will tell you not to try it.

In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it's a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse 'medium roast' that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn't age well brewed this way.

Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.


I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.

Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.

Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.
When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that's me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.
Don't forget the salt, it's important to the finished brew.

(Also, don't give it to animals like white tail deer or woodchucks..)

[Darksheare]

True.
I also don't experiencee the jitters from the stuff anymore.