Today's Toons 12/23/05

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And A Merry, Happy...

Mary Mapes Christmas Special

Track Santa On Christmas Eve

For Our Democrat Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

For Our Republican Friends:

Here's wishing all of You a

Merry Christmas

and a

Happy New Year

SUPERSIZED CHRISTMAS/CHANUKAH WEEKEND

(Thank you, Dan Lacey [faithmouse.com])

(Thank you, No Blue States)

[free thinker 03]

Merry Christmas Pookie and
Merry Christmas to all tooners

[pookie18]

[Prime Choice]

For Our Democrat Friends:

You make Algore's head go boom!

Merry Christmas, Pookie! Thanks for the great toons!

[Bahbah]

Merry Christmas, pookie. Thanks for all the smiles.

[pookie18]

You're welcome, Prime. Will rerun exploding Al on Mon...thanks!

[pookie18]

My pleasure, Bahbah!

[SpookBrat]

You have a lot of good ones this morning. Are you ready for Christmas?

[meowmeow]

Merry Christmas pookie!!

Thanks for your daily dose of smiles!!

[exile]

Merry Christmas Pookie, and thanks for all the toons this year. You da man (or woman, I'm not sure which. Pookie isn't very descriptive.)

[bmwcyle]

bttt

[pookie18]

Yes, just have to pick up a couple of cards this AM.

[pookie18]

You're welcome, Mr./Ms. Exile ;-) I be da man!

[pookie18]

[thoughtomator]

That's funny! But we all know Democrats don't have friends, just temporary allies of convenience.

[reagan_fanatic]

Ha Ha! Merry Christmas, Pookie! BTW, this was my favorite one of the bunch -

[apackof2]

[SpookBrat]

This is a classic. I think I'm going to save it for my cards next year. Off to work. Have a blessed Pooks.

[AmericaUnite]

Warmest Wishes to you and yours as well.

Thank you.

Nancy