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I just couldn't resist. Enjoy!
1 posted on 12/20/2005 6:36:00 PM PST by Rabid Dog
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To: Rabid Dog
Come on man, maybe if you had sent this whole article through the Ebonics Translator, then I might for a second think it was the Great Tookie Monster speaking.

For instance,

Before Translation: Tookie was a fine, well intentioned, innocent, young man.

After Translation: Tookie wuz uh fine, well intentioned, innocent, young bruh. peep this $hit

Much more believable.
28 posted on 12/20/2005 6:51:44 PM PST by proud_yank ("The government dole will rot your soul" --Stan Rogers, 'The Idiot')
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To: Rabid Dog
Third, I forgive you

Forgiveness from a mass murderer is not required or desired.

32 posted on 12/20/2005 6:53:41 PM PST by jess35
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1. Athens Park Boys 2. Bishop 3. Black Stone 4. Bloods 5. Bounty Hunters 6. Brims 7. Compton crip 8. Crips "Cousin" 9. Crip 10. East 11. F*ck You 12. Harlem Crip 13. Hoover Crip 14. Kitchen Crip 15. Mafia Crip 16. Mafia Crips 17. Number Zero 18. Number One 19. Bloods ( Piru Street Bloods) 20. Power 21. Primo 22. Underground Crip 23. Victory

Guess Tookie won't be needing these gang signs any longer.
33 posted on 12/20/2005 6:54:23 PM PST by HighlyOpinionated (In Memory of Crockett Nicolas, hit and run in the prime of his Cocker Spaniel life, 9/3/05.)
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It's kind of over, Folks. Gloating about his demise and making jokes about it is up there with him laughing about the people he killed.
Is it OK because WE do it?
I thought we were better than that here.
It is just not so funny, anymore.


35 posted on 12/20/2005 6:56:26 PM PST by Nothometoday
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First, I forgive you because I realize it's not personal. You're just a ventriloquist's puppet for special interests that couldn't care less about individual lives

Way beyond irony, even beyond farce.

37 posted on 12/20/2005 6:59:11 PM PST by JCEccles
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To: Rabid Dog

This is appropriate-from Black Sabbath


Hand of Doom
What you gonna do
Time's caught up with you
Now you wait your turn
You know there's no return

Change your empty rules
You join the other fools
Turn to something new
Now it's killing you

First it was the bomb, Vietnam napalm
Disillusioning, you push the needle in
From life you escape, reality's black drape
Colours in your mind satisfy your time

Oh you, you know you must be blind
To do something like this
To take the sweet that you don't know
You're giving Death a kiss
Poor little fool now

Your mind is full of pleasure
Your body's looking ill
To you it's shallow leisure
So drop the acid pill
Don't stop to think now

You're having a good time baby
But that won't last
Your mind's all full of things
You're living too fast
Go out, enjoy yourself
Don't bottle it in
You need someone to help you
Stick the needle in, yeah

Now you know the scene
Your skin starts turning green
Your eyes no longer seeing life's reality
Push the needle in
Face death's sickly grin
Holes are in your skin
Caused by deadly pin

Head starts spinning 'round
You fall down to the ground
Feel your body heave
Death hand starts to weave

It's too late to turn
You don't want to learn
Price of life is high
Now you're gonna die


38 posted on 12/20/2005 6:59:37 PM PST by hercuroc
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To: Rabid Dog
You've probably already forgotten about me...

Not from lack of trying, but this Tookie dookie just keeps coming up.

To hell with you, Tookie.

39 posted on 12/20/2005 7:01:29 PM PST by OldSmaj (Hey Islam...I flushed a koran today and I let my dog pp on it first. Come get me, moon bats!)
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The Governator replies,

"Tookie, you dead murdering racist SOB, you are DEAD!, KAPUT!, deceased, canceled, voided, lawfully executed, worm food, room temperature, cremated, and... you are in HELL, (no redemption without remorse, without changing, plus HE read those crappy books, so...)"Tookie" you are in HELL!, and, ""Tookie, you will NEVER murder anyone again."
40 posted on 12/20/2005 7:02:42 PM PST by porkchops 4 mahound ("Si vis pacem, para bellum", If you wish peace, prepare for war.)
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You've probably already forgotten about me

Who is Tookie?

41 posted on 12/20/2005 7:04:29 PM PST by apackof2 (You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won’t back down)
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David is going to have an interesting afterlife.
May God grant whatever mercy he decides David deserves.
In abundance.


43 posted on 12/20/2005 7:05:19 PM PST by sarasmom
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What a heart rendering and touching projection from Mr Howard of "Ojay" (interesting name, ehhh?)... and the best part is that he involkes the name of our savior, Jesus Christ, in condemning Governor Arnold as being "judged by history". Now if that in iself isn't a contradiction, using the sacred name of Christ to make a secular statement, then what is? And besides, I thought all these lefties didn't believe in Christ or God .... b-b-but Tookie is 'for the children', so for this he is redempt.

/rant off ... /BS off

45 posted on 12/20/2005 7:06:02 PM PST by Mr_Moonlight
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This dingbat needs to be put away for his own safety. I wonder if Tookie's old cell is available?


48 posted on 12/20/2005 7:09:23 PM PST by billhilly (Demo camo is yellow and white)
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Sure he has sympathy for murderers..he lives in O-J.


49 posted on 12/20/2005 7:09:41 PM PST by steve8714
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Dear David Howard,

We have been turned into the "per-capita incarceration capital of the world" by a violent, primitive culture and our refusal to adhere to Western culture. Stanley was part of the problem, not the solution.


50 posted on 12/20/2005 7:09:57 PM PST by ExpatGator (Progressivism: A polyp on the colon politic.)
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Yet these same people want abortion up to 10 years old, nice. Really lame writing too.


51 posted on 12/20/2005 7:10:58 PM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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Poor Howard, his best friend passed away, maybe he should blow his own head off with a shotgun in tribute.


56 posted on 12/20/2005 7:14:20 PM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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59 posted on 12/20/2005 7:16:54 PM PST by Alouette (Learned Mother of Zion)
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Never understood the liberals who hate Arnold. Everything they "object" about his "agenda" is the same "agenda" Gray Doofus stood for (tough on capital punishment, wishy-washy on gays, pointless rhetoric and no action on "stopping" illegal immigration)

Ditto with the "conservative" Arnoldbots who hated Davis. What exactly did Davis do to piss them off so much? Arnold appoints Davis' own people to RUN his adminstration and they don't care a whim.

65 posted on 12/20/2005 7:31:04 PM PST by BillyBoy (Find out the TRUTH about the Chicago Democrat Machine's "Best Friend" in the GOP... www.nolahood.com)
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I wanted to run this through Tha Shizzolator but that site seems to be gone.
67 posted on 12/20/2005 7:35:43 PM PST by Alouette (Learned Mother of Zion)
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One hopes that the saintly Mr. Howard will be so kind as to channel Albert Owens and see how he felt about being gutted by Tookie's shotgun. But it isn't likely.


68 posted on 12/20/2005 7:41:13 PM PST by Billthedrill
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