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Ken Starr, a giant mouse, Alan Colmes, & Eleanor Clift
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Posted on 12/12/2005 3:33:09 PM PST by dead



TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: biggestgerbilever; kennethstarr; kenstarr; surreal; whereshannitysbook
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To: dead

MENSA candidate Ken Starr is shown with three non candidates, standing in decreasing order of IQ from left to right.

21 posted on 12/12/2005 3:45:57 PM PST by Michael.SF. (Democrats - With 'Patriots' like them, we don't need foreign enemies.)
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To: Michael.SF.
I see Ken Starr with appropriate company.....his closet admirers.

Semper Fi
22 posted on 12/12/2005 3:48:35 PM PST by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: Michael.SF.
MENSA candidate Ken Starr is shown with three non candidates, standing in decreasing order of IQ from left to right.

LOL. Funniest comment so far!

23 posted on 12/12/2005 3:48:53 PM PST by FormerACLUmember
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To: dead

Eleanor is one fugly old hag.


24 posted on 12/12/2005 3:49:12 PM PST by Jackknife ( "I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father'." —Will Rogers)
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To: dead

When I read the title I thought "a giant mouse" was a descriptive phrase referring to Ken Starr. This is how I view him anyway, in light of his timorous approach to prosecuting the crimes of the Clinton Gang.


25 posted on 12/12/2005 3:52:44 PM PST by giotto
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To: robowombat
Actually you can tell Eleanor from the rat because the rodent is far better looking.

And Eleanor's tail is shorter.

26 posted on 12/12/2005 3:53:41 PM PST by Last Dakotan
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To: dead

Series contender to Sheeeehan in signing books. Is that all that showed up?Uuuuuglies!


27 posted on 12/12/2005 4:12:09 PM PST by Leo Carpathian (FReeeePeee!)
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To: dead

Contest judge Ken Starr congratulates the 2 runners-up and winner of the "UGLIEST RAT" competition. "Happy Mouse" came in a distant 3rd, while Eleanor Clift barely beat out Alan Colmes (again). Clift came prepared to profit from her notoriety by having a book signing immediately after the awards presentation. The book titled "My Brain's like Swiss Cheese!" was originally released after she won last year's event. A confused "Happy Mouse" later said the competition was unfair because he was under the impression costumes were mandatory. Evidently the judges were confident that Colmes and Clift did indeed have masks on, a minimum requirement, because as Judge Starr put it, "NOBODY could actually be THAT ugly!" Meanwhile, Alan Colmes said the selection was process was flawed and demanded a recount. Asked what her secret to success in these contests is, Clift remarked "I don't know. I make sure I gaze deeply into the eyes of every judge with that 'I'd like to jump you like a block of cheese' look and they instantly check the 'UGLY' box".


28 posted on 12/12/2005 4:43:07 PM PST by GLDNGUN
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To: martin_fierro
They couldn't pay me enough to pose with Eleanor Clift.

So, what you're saying is they COULD pay you enough to pose with Alan Colmes?

29 posted on 12/12/2005 4:47:22 PM PST by SMM48
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To: Last Dakotan

"Actually you can tell Eleanor from the rat because the rodent is far better looking.

And Eleanor's tail is shorter."

BWAHHAHAH, you owe me a monitor.


30 posted on 12/12/2005 4:52:03 PM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: SMM48
So, what you're saying is they COULD pay you enough to pose with Alan Colmes?

Not necessarily.

I'm saying they COULD pay me enough to pose in a mouse suit.

31 posted on 12/12/2005 4:53:04 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: dead

Alan looks young but Eleanor looks old.


(she had sex with bill on the sidewalk at the 68 convention)


32 posted on 12/12/2005 4:54:32 PM PST by bert (K.E. ; N.P . Franks in '08)
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To: Michael.SF.

MENSA candidate Ken Starr is shown with three non candidates, standing in decreasing order of IQ from left to right.

Bump that !

33 posted on 12/12/2005 4:56:55 PM PST by Uri’el-2012 (Y'shua <==> YHvH is my Salvation (Psalm 118-14))
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To: Michael.SF.
"MENSA candidate Ken Starr is shown with three non candidates, standing in decreasing order of IQ from left to right."

Nope,
"Mensa candidate Mouse forced to pose with rat candidates...etc."

34 posted on 12/12/2005 4:59:19 PM PST by norton
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To: GLDNGUN

You win.


35 posted on 12/12/2005 5:00:56 PM PST by norton
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To: dead
I remember reading somewhere that the White House basically threw a party when they found out Starr was going to be the prosecutor. Not hard to imagine, when you look at what Starr accomplished. No Vince Foster, no China treason, no Whitewater. The only thing Ken could come up with was a silly lie about a blow job from a fat chick.
36 posted on 12/12/2005 5:04:21 PM PST by TBall
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To: dead
BUMP! I thought I advertently dropped acid as well.

OR: the mushrooms my wife made for my burger were....umm....hot...

OR: I was having a trans-species "Harvey" moment, and the mushrooms I ate didn't distinguish between rabbits and giant mice.

OR: I just am having a very bad day.

37 posted on 12/12/2005 6:47:47 PM PST by The Drowning Witch (Sono La Voce della Nazione Selvaggia)
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To: TBall

Starr had a chance to do something. He failed. He was/is a Washington insider that was too afraid of the left to do what should have been done. Maybe he feared "Arkancide", but that just makes him a coward. Thanks to him, the left got new life.


38 posted on 12/12/2005 6:50:05 PM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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