Ken Starr, a giant mouse, Alan Colmes, & Eleanor Clift

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[Michael.SF.]

MENSA candidate Ken Starr is shown with three non candidates, standing in decreasing order of IQ from left to right.

[river rat]

I see Ken Starr with appropriate company.....his closet admirers.

Semper Fi

[FormerACLUmember]

MENSA candidate Ken Starr is shown with three non candidates, standing in decreasing order of IQ from left to right.

LOL. Funniest comment so far!

[Jackknife]

Eleanor is one fugly old hag.

[giotto]

When I read the title I thought "a giant mouse" was a descriptive phrase referring to Ken Starr. This is how I view him anyway, in light of his timorous approach to prosecuting the crimes of the Clinton Gang.

[Last Dakotan]

Actually you can tell Eleanor from the rat because the rodent is far better looking.

And Eleanor's tail is shorter.

[Leo Carpathian]

Series contender to Sheeeehan in signing books. Is that all that showed up?Uuuuuglies!

[GLDNGUN]

Contest judge Ken Starr congratulates the 2 runners-up and winner of the "UGLIEST RAT" competition. "Happy Mouse" came in a distant 3rd, while Eleanor Clift barely beat out Alan Colmes (again). Clift came prepared to profit from her notoriety by having a book signing immediately after the awards presentation. The book titled "My Brain's like Swiss Cheese!" was originally released after she won last year's event. A confused "Happy Mouse" later said the competition was unfair because he was under the impression costumes were mandatory. Evidently the judges were confident that Colmes and Clift did indeed have masks on, a minimum requirement, because as Judge Starr put it, "NOBODY could actually be THAT ugly!" Meanwhile, Alan Colmes said the selection was process was flawed and demanded a recount. Asked what her secret to success in these contests is, Clift remarked "I don't know. I make sure I gaze deeply into the eyes of every judge with that 'I'd like to jump you like a block of cheese' look and they instantly check the 'UGLY' box".

[SMM48]

They couldn't pay me enough to pose with Eleanor Clift.

So, what you're saying is they COULD pay you enough to pose with Alan Colmes?

[alarm rider]

"Actually you can tell Eleanor from the rat because the rodent is far better looking.

And Eleanor's tail is shorter."

BWAHHAHAH, you owe me a monitor.

[martin_fierro]

So, what you're saying is they COULD pay you enough to pose with Alan Colmes?

Not necessarily.

I'm saying they COULD pay me enough to pose in a mouse suit.

[bert]

Alan looks young but Eleanor looks old.


(she had sex with bill on the sidewalk at the 68 convention)

[Uri’el-2012]

MENSA candidate Ken Starr is shown with three non candidates, standing in decreasing order of IQ from left to right.

Bump that !

[norton]

"MENSA candidate Ken Starr is shown with three non candidates, standing in decreasing order of IQ from left to right."

Nope,
"Mensa candidate Mouse forced to pose with rat candidates...etc."

[norton]

You win.

[TBall]

I remember reading somewhere that the White House basically threw a party when they found out Starr was going to be the prosecutor. Not hard to imagine, when you look at what Starr accomplished. No Vince Foster, no China treason, no Whitewater. The only thing Ken could come up with was a silly lie about a blow job from a fat chick.

[The Drowning Witch]

BUMP! I thought I advertently dropped acid as well.

OR: the mushrooms my wife made for my burger were....umm....hot...

OR: I was having a trans-species "Harvey" moment, and the mushrooms I ate didn't distinguish between rabbits and giant mice.

OR: I just am having a very bad day.

[alarm rider]

Starr had a chance to do something. He failed. He was/is a Washington insider that was too afraid of the left to do what should have been done. Maybe he feared "Arkancide", but that just makes him a coward. Thanks to him, the left got new life.