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Palestinian militant killed in botched West Bank grenade attack
Haaretz ^
| Dec. 11, 2005
Posted on 12/11/2005 9:36:22 AM PST by Alouette
A Palestinian militant was killed on Sunday when a grenade he tried to throw at Israel Defense Forces troops exploded prematurely in the Balata refugee camp near the West Bank city of Nablus, witnesses and the IDF said.
They said 18-year-old Ayad Hashash, member of Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, an armed wing of Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah faction, attempted to attack soldiers scouring Balata refugee camp in Nablus for militants.
Later on Sunday afternoon, soldiers in Nablus shot and wounded a Palestinian who tried to throw a concrete block at them. Another Palestinian sustained burns also in the Nablus area when he tried to throw a firebomb at IDF troops.
(Excerpt) Read more at haaretzdaily.com ...
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: allahufubar; blowedupgood; bloweduprealgood; goal; prematurevirgination
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Premature jihadulation
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:36:23 AM PST
by
Alouette
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:37:02 AM PST
by
Alouette
(Learned Mother of Zion)
To: Alouette
Most Excellent!
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:37:50 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
To: Alouette
"No, no, no, Mahmoud! Throw the grenade, not the *pin*!"
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:37:51 AM PST
by
Spktyr
(Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
To: Alouette
AYAD: WHAT HAPPEN?
SHAITAN: YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
AYAD: WHAT!
AYAD: IT'S YOU!!
SHAITAN: HOW ARE YOU AYAD!!
SHAITAN: ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US.
SHAITAN: HA HA HA HA....
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:40:33 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(AYAD: WHAT YOU SAY!!)
To: Alouette
Another Palestinian sustained burns also in the Nablus area when he tried to throw a firebomb at IDF troops. It must hurt to get your Nablus area burned. He probably won't be able to defecate ever again.
To: Alouette
A Palestinian militant was killed on Sunday when a grenade he tried to throw at Israel Defense Forces troops exploded prematurely I hate when that happens.
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:42:55 AM PST
by
Mike Darancette
(Mesocons for Rice '08)
To: Alouette
18-year-old Ayad Hashash That's right Ayad. Pull the pin and count to seven, there's a good lad. No, make it nine, just to be sure.
Count like this: "One, seventy-two virgins, Two, seventy-two virgins..."
That's the ticket. Keep counting while I step outside for a minute, and you have a smoke...
d.o.l.
Criminal Number
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:43:21 AM PST
by
Criminal Number 18F
(Good News: Journalist kidnapped in South Waziristan, expected to lose head.)
To: RichInOC
Also appearing in this skit: Allah, played as usual by Shaitan.
d.o.l.
Criminal Number 18F
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:44:25 AM PST
by
Criminal Number 18F
(Good News: Journalist kidnapped in South Waziristan, expected to lose head.)
To: Mike Darancette
Damn it Mike I wanted to say that!!!!!
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:45:41 AM PST
by
stm
To: Criminal Number 18F
Send more of those "fast count" grenades.
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:45:51 AM PST
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: Alouette
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:48:09 AM PST
by
msnimje
(http://weblogawards.org/2005/12/best_blog.php .. VOTE FOR MALKIN (everyday) -- DON'T LET KOS WIN!!)
To: Alouette
I remember what my DI said about hand grenades:
"Once you pull the pin, Mr. Hand Grenade is no longer your friend."
L
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:49:07 AM PST
by
Lurker
("Son, there's only two things you need in this world; love and a .45.")
To: Alouette
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:49:46 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("If there were a Special Olympics of politics, Howard Dean would have a chest full of medals.")
To: Alouette
"A Palestinian militant was killed on Sunday when a grenade he tried to throw at Israel Defense Forces troops exploded prematurely"
IDF: "LOL!"
To: Alouette
Exploded prematurely? I'd say the grenades timing was perfect.
To: Alouette
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Proof positive that they're in need of American and Euro training.
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posted on
12/11/2005 9:54:53 AM PST
by
SJackson
(There's no such thing as too late, that's why they invented death. Walter Matthau)
To: Alouette
When your last name is Hashash, time seems to move very slowly.
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posted on
12/11/2005 10:01:01 AM PST
by
LA Conservative
(Israel: A good offense is your best defense; Fu*k the Pro-terrorist UN/Eurabians)
To: rickmichaels
It must hurt to get your Nablus area burned. He probably won't be able to defecate ever again. The sphinctor muscle in your Nablus goes into extreme contraction under those circumstances. Talk about a pucker factor, LOL.
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posted on
12/11/2005 10:02:58 AM PST
by
CommandoFrank
(Peer into the depths of hell and there you will find the face of Islam...)
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