Understandin Engineers (HUMOR)

Dec 9, 2005

[SandRat]

G-R-O-A-N!!!!

[SandRat]

Everyone needs some laughs.

[kalee]

ping

[M1Tanker]

Oh the horror...the horror....

But a talking frog is cool...

[vpintheak]

Ping my butt off!

[the invisib1e hand]

former engineering student been there done that ping.

[RikaStrom]

hehe Robt.

BTW, Happy Birthday! Did you have fun today?

[vandy]

Those are funny...just sent this to my civil engineer husband.

[Gordongekko909]

An old rich guy is about to die. He calls his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer into his room.

"Look, guys," he says, "I understand that there's a Bible passage somewhere that says you can't take your money with you when you die. Well, I don't care. I'm going to give each of you $25,000 in cash, and I want you to put it in my coffin at my funeral."

The funeral came and went, and the trio were having some drinks later that night, when the doctor broke down.

"Guys, I can't hold this in any longer; I didn't put the full $25,000 in the casket. I put $15,000 in the casket and donated the rest to the children's hospital."

The priest broke down next. "My hands aren't clean either. I put $10,000 in the casket and gave the rest to the orphanage."

The lawyer slammed his drink down. "I can't believe you two. I am absolutely disgusted by your dishonesty. I'll have you know that I put a check for the full amount of $25,000 in that casket!"

[Kimmers]

Sent these to my engineer turned MD husband....thanks for the giggle....

[SubMareener]

I worked with a female mechanical engineer, who, when asked why there were so few female mechanical engineers, would hold her thumb and index finger two inches apart and say: "When you have been told this is six inches, for so long, it is really hard to get the other measurements right!"

[Ulysses]

father-in-law engineer bump for later!

[Semper911]

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[DougJ]

I like that joke quite a lot. As a pessimist, I see it as half spilled.

[JasonC]

Mathematician, physicist, and engineer are put in a room with a beautiful naked woman, who waves them over. The mathematician says "oh this is terribly, it is so frustrating. I can get half way to her, and half way again, and again - but I can never reach her!" The engineer says, "well, you can get close enough!" The physicist says "close enough for what?"

Faculty are debating the relative merits of their departments. The mathematician points out how much more economical his department is than the engineering department. "We don't need expensive labs full of equipment. Just give us pencil and paper and trashcans and we will invent something new from time to time, practically no cost". The philosopher says, "Well we only need pencil and paper."

[MikefromOhio]

well at least there weren't any Computer Engineering jokes in there :)

[JasonC]

Niccolo Machiavelli lies on his deathbed. A priest comes to him to offer him last rites, if only he will repent. "My son, you haven't much time. Please tell me that you renounce all the works of the devil, and I will absolve you." Machiavelli stirs but shakes his head. The priest raises his voice, commanding and imploring, "son, renouce all the works of the devil, this instant." Machiavelli opens his eyes and manages to mumble "father, this is no time to be making new enemies."

[rscientist]

"What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets. "

And, Aerospace Engineers (rocket and plane designers) are the matchmakers for the MechEng and CivEngs.

(I spent 4 years with roommates in each major.)

[SandRat]

I'm looking! I'm looking!

[MikefromOhio]

hey now LOL