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Everyone needs some laughs.

Those are funny...just sent this to my civil engineer husband.

If you give an Engineer a Cookie...
He's going to want to make another one.
If he wants to make another one...
He's going to have to have a
  computer station to design it.
If you give him a computer station...
He's going to need the latest copy of
  "AutoCAD for Bakers"tm to go with it.
If you give him the software...
He's going to discover he needs a copy of
  the "Design Specs for Confections" manual.
If you get him the reference manual...
He's going to find he needs copies of all the old blueprints.
If you locate the old blueprints...
  He's going to discover that "the last guy
    who designed the cookie
      was a complete idiot who couldn't
        engineer himself out of a paper bag."
   If he burns energy explosively
      Cursing the previous Engineer...
    He's going to want to get some snacks from
      the vending machine to eat in his cubicle.
     If the Engineer gets some junk food...
      He's going to want a cookie!

BTTT