[SubMareener]

I worked with a female mechanical engineer, who, when asked why there were so few female mechanical engineers, would hold her thumb and index finger two inches apart and say: "When you have been told this is six inches, for so long, it is really hard to get the other measurements right!"

[Semper911]

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[bill1952]

So they became accountants, correct?

Prospective employer: "How much is two plus two?
Accountant: "How much do you want it to be?":