"Look, guys," he says, "I understand that there's a Bible passage somewhere that says you can't take your money with you when you die. Well, I don't care. I'm going to give each of you $25,000 in cash, and I want you to put it in my coffin at my funeral."
The funeral came and went, and the trio were having some drinks later that night, when the doctor broke down.
"Guys, I can't hold this in any longer; I didn't put the full $25,000 in the casket. I put $15,000 in the casket and donated the rest to the children's hospital."
The priest broke down next. "My hands aren't clean either. I put $10,000 in the casket and gave the rest to the orphanage."
The lawyer slammed his drink down. "I can't believe you two. I am absolutely disgusted by your dishonesty. I'll have you know that I put a check for the full amount of $25,000 in that casket!"