(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
Good! More companies wasting time complying with endless govt requirements for workplace PC. Productivity should skyrocket!
Here's an idea. Let's outsource these dumb ass PC requirements to India or China. Every US employee could have a designated partner who would take the training.
Does that mean that CA won't see "White Out" on it's computer screens in the workplace anymore?
She pointed to the box, which said "18 months - 3 years".
You're not interjecting any personal opinions into news reports, are you?
Didn't think so.
The fact that allegations occurred reinforces nothing except that there are lots of allegators around.
Gad my BS detector is getting a workout today. Excuse me, are we now supposed to think that those sketchy allegations made during the campaign were not 20 years old but were describing behaviors that had just taken place?
God am I glad my working years were before this nonsense.
It used to be called flirting.
p.s.---We liked it! (I'm a "she")
true story..several years ago there was a black female who worked in the same office I did with 698 other employees..every time you turned around, she would file a complaint about someone and something they said/did so people found themselves in HR getting a good talking to..people decided to completely avoid her and not have anything to do with her for fear of innocently saying something she didn't like..so, she decided to file a complaint of discrimination because none of the white people wanted anything to do with her...she's also the one that complained there was no seperate "Kwanzaa Party" for black employees..couldn't win for losin with that one..
She was a math/chemistry/computer science kinda gal; has a tremendous sense of humor. We have been trying to accumulate enough "Dumb Blonde Jokes" for years.
Anyone who can send us to a site, that would be great.
Cheers.
Are they saying the treatment for Californian supervisors is effective only for about two years?
They must be hornier than Texans!
Weirdos!
A blind man walks into a bar and says, "Do you want to hear a great blonde joke?"
The bartender says, "We don't want any blonde jokes here. There's a blonde biker in the corner, he's six feet tall and weighs about 250 pounds. There's another blonde biker sitting next to you, and he's six feet six and weighs 300 pounds. And I'm blonde, too."
"Oh, O.K.," says the blind man. "I won't tell my joke. I wouldn't want to have to explain it three times."
Nam Vet
After borrowing airfare from his mother, Pantloads took a trip to Milan to protest the World Bank during the G-8 summit. About an hour after his flight was in the air, Pantloads scurried into the first class section and sat in one of the plush seats even though he had only purchased a coach ticket.
“Excuse me, sir,” said the flight attendant, “this section is reserved for first-class passengers only.”
“Screw you,” replied Pantloads, “I’m tired of all the rich capitalist pigs taking the first-class seats while the little guy has to settle for coach! I claim this seat in the name of social justice, and I’m gonna’ sit here and drink free liquor ‘till I vomit.”
Exasperated, the flight attendant walked into the cockpit to tell the captain of her newfound problem. As the captain was about to radio ahead to the Milan airport to have security arrest Pantloads upon landing, the co-pilot perked up “Don’t bother, Jeff, I’ll take care of this. My worthless brother-in-law is a socialist and I know how to deal with this form of mental disorder.”
The co-pilot unbuckled himself, made his way back to first-class and had a short discussion with Pantloads. Pantloads listened attentively, smacked his head with his hands while shaking his head, then hastily scurried back to the coach section.
After returning to the cockpit, the flight attendant said “Roger, that was amazing. What did you say to him?”
“I told him first-class wasn’t going to Milan.”
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As part of his court-ordered community service, Pantloads had taken a job at a local horse stable performing menial task, such as mucking the stalls, grooming the horses, removing bot-fly eggs and so on. Things went very smoothly once the horses got used to the smell.
Then one day the stable foreman yelled, “Pantloads, get your lazy-ass in here and help me de-worm the horses.” As Pantloads walked into the first stall with the foreman, the foreman took a bottle of large pills and a two-foot length of plastic tubing up to the horse. He then stuck one end of the tube up the horses behind, put a pill in the other end, took a deep breath and blew the pill up the horse’s rectum.
“Here, you do the next one,” said the foreman. “Each horse gets two pills.”
Pantloads walked up to the horse, pulled the tube from the horse’s behind, reversed the tube and stuck the other end into the horse. He then placed a pill into the tube and just before he blew the pill into the horse’s rectum the foreman yelled in shocked disbelief, “Pantloads, what in God’s name are you doing?”
“Well, you don’t expect me to put my lips where you had yours, do you?”
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A young ventriloquist was touring the clubs and bars in San Francisco. He was going through his usual run of stupid socialists jokes when Pantloads, who was sitting in the fourth row, stood on his chair and said "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating socialist jokes, buddy. What makes you think you can stereotype me that way? What does a person's politics have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep people like me from being respected at our menial jobs and in our community ... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist began to apologize, when Pantloads piped up, "You stay out of this mister. I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee."
It involved a white woman and an african american male.
And also dealt with affirmative action, sterotypes, whatever.
It would up polarizing the class in half.
Teacher had a good line, where there is controversy and emotion, there is a lawyer waiting to make money.
Be careful.
We will be seeing more companies with exactly 49 employees.
With PC at the helm no jokes are funny and no one can say anything nice about anyone.
And now they are out to steal Christmas from the world.
Are there any employers left in CA with over 50 employees?
:)