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Blonde jokes? Not this season
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 12/3/5 | C.W. Nevius

Posted on 12/03/2005 4:25:14 PM PST by SmithL

Did you hear the latest dumb blonde joke?

You didn't? Good. Maybe this new California law is working.

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed AB1825, the workplace harassment bill, in September 2004. The law requires California companies "who employ 50 or more persons to provide all California-based supervisors with two hours of sexual harassment training every two years.''

(The irony that Schwarzenegger experienced his own allegations of improper behavior before he was elected only reinforces the point that it can happen at any level.)

But if the bill was signed over a year ago, why bring it up now? Two reasons. The deadline for compliance is midnight Dec. 31, and companies are scrambling to get training done in the next few weeks. And we are approaching the Super Bowl of sexual harassment in the workplace -- the Christmas party.

"Holiday party,'' corrects Lee Bernstein, founder of PeoplePlus,

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Extended News; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: blonde; pc; politicalcorrectness; sexualharassment; workplace
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To: al baby

>>>A blond sees a sign that reads "wet floor" so she did

Did you hear about the blonde that sat on a fan?

Disaster....



(break the word into sylables if you're having issues seeing the humor...dis ast 'er...)


41 posted on 12/03/2005 6:25:06 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (You know you have bird flu if you have usual flu symptoms + desire to crap on freshly washed cars.)
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To: jellybean

LOL. If I play this to my wife, Karen will mix some chemical elixer (chemistry major) that will put me out of commission on a terminal basis.


42 posted on 12/03/2005 6:29:12 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: Cobra64
My blonde former girlfriend's favorite joke:

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.

43 posted on 12/03/2005 6:29:46 PM PST by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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To: Lawgvr1955

Great retorte!


44 posted on 12/03/2005 6:34:07 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: Cobra64

Nah...your wife will love it. My nephew, whose wife is a blonde, sent it to me. She's a pharmacist and he's still alive! :)


45 posted on 12/03/2005 6:39:08 PM PST by jellybean (George Allen 2008)
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To: jellybean
Thank You even if the joke makes my recent surgery hurt. LOL
46 posted on 12/03/2005 6:41:06 PM PST by MilspecRob (Most people don't act stupid, they really are.)
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To: jellybean

I loved that one. It was sent to me by a blond. On par with it is Wife School. If I knew how to post it I would.


47 posted on 12/03/2005 6:42:38 PM PST by NY Attitude (You are responsible for your safety until the arrival of Law Enforcement Officers!)
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To: SmithL

We will be seeing more companies with exactly 49 employees.


48 posted on 12/03/2005 6:49:35 PM PST by Jack Wilson
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To: Northern Yankee; kstewskis
There was a typical blond. She had long, blond hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blond jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.

"That's a nice flock of sheep" she said.

"Well thank you" said the herder.

"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you" said the woman. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"

"Sure" said the sheep herder.

So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382".

"Wow" said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."

So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.

Then, the herder said "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".

"What is it?" Queried the woman.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

49 posted on 12/03/2005 6:50:01 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: goldstategop
Never compliment a female co-worker if you want to keep your job - and an office romance is off limits.

Unless you are a liberal Democrat.

NOW and all the feminists rolled over for Bill Clinton. Harassment, workplace extra marital romance, rape, all OK for Bill.

50 posted on 12/03/2005 6:58:02 PM PST by RJL
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To: NY Attitude
Is this it? Wife School (Takes a while to load).
51 posted on 12/03/2005 7:15:56 PM PST by jellybean (George Allen 2008)
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To: jellybean

Yes that is it. Thanks for posting it.


52 posted on 12/03/2005 7:17:48 PM PST by NY Attitude (You are responsible for your safety until the arrival of Law Enforcement Officers!)
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To: SmithL

With PC at the helm no jokes are funny and no one can say anything nice about anyone.

And now they are out to steal Christmas from the world.


53 posted on 12/03/2005 7:24:25 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: caryatid
Merry Christmas
54 posted on 12/03/2005 7:32:54 PM PST by chief_bigfoot ("isn't THAT amazing?" - Ron Popiel)
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To: goldstategop

So we can't tell her she has a nice ass? :-)


55 posted on 12/03/2005 7:37:51 PM PST by JRios1968 ("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
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To: Smedley

LOL! If you are writing those, you are pretty darn talented.


56 posted on 12/03/2005 7:38:10 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell (Okay, bring our troops home. But don't feign suprise when the terrorists tag along.)
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To: Nita Nupress
Note my restraint.
57 posted on 12/03/2005 7:39:28 PM PST by razorback-bert
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To: SmithL

Are there any employers left in CA with over 50 employees?


58 posted on 12/03/2005 8:51:19 PM PST by BurbankKarl (NRA EPL)
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Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

59 posted on 12/03/2005 8:51:52 PM PST by Babu
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To: B4Ranch

:)


60 posted on 12/03/2005 11:03:32 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Jesus is the Reason for the Season!!!)
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