Posted on 12/03/2005 4:25:14 PM PST by SmithL
Did you hear the latest dumb blonde joke?
You didn't? Good. Maybe this new California law is working.
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed AB1825, the workplace harassment bill, in September 2004. The law requires California companies "who employ 50 or more persons to provide all California-based supervisors with two hours of sexual harassment training every two years.''
(The irony that Schwarzenegger experienced his own allegations of improper behavior before he was elected only reinforces the point that it can happen at any level.)
But if the bill was signed over a year ago, why bring it up now? Two reasons. The deadline for compliance is midnight Dec. 31, and companies are scrambling to get training done in the next few weeks. And we are approaching the Super Bowl of sexual harassment in the workplace -- the Christmas party.
"Holiday party,'' corrects Lee Bernstein, founder of PeoplePlus,
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>>>A blond sees a sign that reads "wet floor" so she did
Did you hear about the blonde that sat on a fan?
Disaster....
(break the word into sylables if you're having issues seeing the humor...dis ast 'er...)
LOL. If I play this to my wife, Karen will mix some chemical elixer (chemistry major) that will put me out of commission on a terminal basis.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Great retorte!
Nah...your wife will love it. My nephew, whose wife is a blonde, sent it to me. She's a pharmacist and he's still alive! :)
I loved that one. It was sent to me by a blond. On par with it is Wife School. If I knew how to post it I would.
We will be seeing more companies with exactly 49 employees.
"That's a nice flock of sheep" she said.
"Well thank you" said the herder.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you" said the woman. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure" said the sheep herder.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382".
"Wow" said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?" Queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Unless you are a liberal Democrat.
NOW and all the feminists rolled over for Bill Clinton. Harassment, workplace extra marital romance, rape, all OK for Bill.
Yes that is it. Thanks for posting it.
With PC at the helm no jokes are funny and no one can say anything nice about anyone.
And now they are out to steal Christmas from the world.
So we can't tell her she has a nice ass? :-)
LOL! If you are writing those, you are pretty darn talented.
Are there any employers left in CA with over 50 employees?
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
:)
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