SHAMELESS VANITY: A funny conversation

Me | 11/29/05 | RedBeaconNY

[RedBeaconNY]

Comments?

[RedCell]

So? What did you write?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Get the UN out of the US, and the US out of the UN!!!

[basil]

Couldn't have said it better myself, through I have tried very hard in my life not to learn French--LOL!

[AnAmericanMother]

"What function does the United Nations serve?"

. . . it puts all the crooks in one place where it's easier to keep an eye on them.

[teenyelliott]

What function does the United Nations serve?

Easy.

Rape, pillage and plunder.

[RedBeaconNY]

A mon avis, l'O.N.U fait absolument rien constructif dans le monde aujourd'hui (ni jamais, vraiment) et si j'avais mon choix, les Etats-Unis ne feraient partie de l'O.N.U. et ils definement ne n'auraient pas leur siege a New York City.

Translated: The UN serves absolutely no constrictive purpose in the world today (nor has it ever, really) and if I had my choice, the United States would not be a member of the UN and they definitely would not have their headquarters based in New York City.

[Red Badger]

What function does the UN serve?

1. Keeps all the crazies in one place.

2. Lets everyone else know where not to send their kids for summer camp.

3. Keeps the NYC parking maids employed.

4. Shields the rest of NYC from large gusts of wind coming from that direction.

5. Allows liberals a place to see the progress of their agenda.

6. Keeps money from industrialized nations from becoming too stagnant.

7. Allows troops from different countries to taste the cuisine from countries worse off than their own.

[ClearCase_guy]

Functions of the UN:

As an international body, the UN specializes in bodily functions. With over 150 members, it is quite large, and therefore especially well-known for bodily functions of massize size.

[RedBeaconNY]

LOL... all except for clearing the snot out of their collective cranial cavity.

[RedCell]

Sweet. I would have added; "But it's a much better place with Amb. Bolton now cleaning up the joint." Probably would have sent her over the edge.

Cheers!

[IronJack]

I believe the French word for "none" is "aucun."

Or you could explain that the UN serves the same function as a condom:

-- It provides protection for a bunch of pricks
-- It gives a false sense of security to people who are getting screwed.

[RedBeaconNY]

I knew there was something I forgot... Darn.

[Preachin']

"What function does the United Nations serve?"

They help France hold up the white flag when she gets tired.

[RedCell]

Well, keep that in mind in case she calls you out during the next class. She might just attempt to make an example (of God knows what) out of you.

[RedBeaconNY]

You are correct in your assumption (which I take to mean that you have some history in the language. If so, I'm deeply sorry. I will have to get Peace Mother Sheehan to pray for your welfare.)...

Great analogy!

[Kenton]

What function does the United Nations serve?

Well, it provides a pretty good lifestyle for diplomats, as well as bribery, kickbacks, and immunity from prosecution for those diplomats. It's also a great cover for unscrupulous money-making schemes, like "Oil for Food", which UN officials consider a perk.

Additionally, it provides a forum where corrupt dictatorships are treated like legitimate governments, as well as undeserved international recognition for countries that are internal basket-cases, such as France, sex slaves for those "peacekeepers" stationed in third-world pissholes... also, it provides jobs and benefits for the people who make those powder blue helmets.

That's about it, I guess.

[Doogle]

LOL... all except for clearing the snot out of their collective cranial cavity.

..LOL...the expanse of wording..from snot to cranial in such a short sentence

Doogle